PurpleCanary 5,558 Posted October 21, 2017 This football section is getting cluttered up with posts complaining about non-football posts cluttering it up. The obvious place to post such complaints, to avoid even more such cluttering-up, is the non-football section. To avoid still more cluttering-up, posts complaining that such posts will never get read in the non-football section should also be posted there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessingham Canary 99 Posted October 21, 2017 I feel a complaint comng on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted October 21, 2017 [quote user="Lessingham Canary"] I feel a complaint comng on![/quote]You will at your age dear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 21, 2017 Is this the right time to ask about my headaches? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ricardo 7,395 Posted October 21, 2017 Is it a Brexit complaint or a Remoaner complaint? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 2,164 Posted October 21, 2017 Ok then.Let''s fill the footie section with non-footballing (NCFC) topics at will.What do fellow poster''s think of the Ben Stokes situation?What will be the outcome of the Ashes?Should we nuke North Korea?What are fellow poster''s feelings about the price of fish?It''s endless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted October 21, 2017 [quote user="keelansgrandad"]Is this the right time to ask about my headaches?[/quote]The nurse will be round shortly, so we will have a look thenIn the meantime perhaps you might want to take your trilby hat off whilst in the bathIt might help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 21, 2017 What do fellow poster''s think of the Ben Stokes situation?Won''t win the Ashes without him. And he is Joe Root''s minder.What will be the outcome of the Ashes? Read previous answerShould we nuke North Korea?Do ours work?What are fellow poster''s feelings about the price of fish?This isn''t the plaice for that question Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted October 21, 2017 What happened to results ? They are all outcomes now ?Are the elderly a burden ?Noah''s Ark... is it always the same giraffe with his head out of the window ?Why are all taxi drivers called Roger ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted October 21, 2017 I would like to complain about someone complaining that i am following him around this messageboard but as he has had the last word on twenty threads currently on the front page i am finding that difficult to do. Could it be that posters see he has been the last to post and do not bother opening those particular threads up anymore ?By the way this is tongue in cheek but i am sure by the time i get back in from a run up to Cromer to visit No.1 the responses if any will be predictable. [:D][:P][;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted October 21, 2017 sirs,As a pig breeder of many years I have come to notice that one of the old bores has took to following me around making a peculiar grunting noise. I have been assured that this is a clear sign Al Swiners Disease. Other signs I am told are foot rot and talking rot.My concern is that he may have become immune to vaccination as he has been put down on a regular basis yet returns with more grunting, barely a few hours later.Unfortunately he was not castrated at an early age and so has not only become rather bloated but has grown an increasing number of bristles around the snoutHopefully some member (s) of the Oinkun furum could suggest the most humane method of disposing of the senile old pig (believed to be around 75 in pig years)yours,C T Furstps I enclose some footage of the old fellowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJS9F_blets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted October 21, 2017 [quote user="TIL 1010"]by the time i get back in from a run up to Cromer to visit No.1[/quote]Blimey, how ever far do you go when you want a number two? [:S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted October 21, 2017 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="TIL 1010"]by the time i get back in from a run up to Cromer to visit No.1[/quote]Blimey, how ever far do you go when you want a number two? [:S][/quote]It''s usually deposited on here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,746 Posted October 21, 2017 [quote user="Rhubarb"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="TIL 1010"]by the time i get back in from a run up to Cromer to visit No.1[/quote]Blimey, how ever far do you go when you want a number two? [:S][/quote]It''s usually deposited on here[/quote]Lapps as can be seen by the response to your post the astounding lack of self awareness is unbelievable from our resident comic know it all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites