Rasputin was a C...

No, but common sense would suggest that you gain an unfair advantage by cutting the corner.

I think you know the answer to that one [:P]

You could just give the cats a bit of a telling off and make them promise to never do it again otherwise they will have to sit on the naughty step... Anyway back on to the original topic, any updates Yellow Pecker? We''re all desperate to hear news [;)]

The penalty was fair. He gained an advantage by running across the chicane. Had he waited until after the first corner then he would not have had the penalty. And with the way he was catching Kimi he certainly could have waited. He had plenty of opportunities over the the last two laps from that point to have passed the Ferrari legally. I do not buy into this Ferrari Internationally Assisted rubbish. Had Kimi or Felipe got passed Hamilton in the same way all the British press and the majority of fans would have been jumping up and down about it.

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We''re all in for a big surprise tomorrow [:D] Allegedly.

[quote user="Nostradamus"]Absolutely hilarious, splitting my sides here.[/quote]Why are you such a miserable bástard?

Hot pussy?

I think many could see this one coming. With Norwich City being a target for some very wealthy people already it was only a matter of time before this nerdy billionaire came looking.

Can I just say one thing... big whoop [:)]

[quote user="the artist formerly known as VIYAG"]Two facts 1) still only 18 teams in prem - so extra investment will only take you so far and the gulf to jump is ENORMOUS [/quote] I could have sworn there are 20 teams in the Premier League [;)]

The nearest roller coaster. Surely it''s the wooden monstrosity at Great Yarmouth. I don''t think it would be advisable for Mr. Jackson to climb aboard this relic as his face would most like fall away.

It would be a shame to see he/she/it fall at this late stage into such an elaborate rumour. Go on Yellow Pecker, don''t disappoint! [:D]

I just want to see if it sends something [:D]

It seems the PM thing doesn''t work, but go on, send it to my email. I''d love to see it...captain_canary@hotmail.com

Again you''ve got to give credit where it''s due. Another character in this marvellous plot of the billionaire''s Norfolk dream.

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bástards rather... damn you English!

Cats are devious bárstards

I should imagine he meant to say next Wednesday... I hope he/she/it does drag it out a little further. Have got to admire the work put into this one. Always good to see someone really put their heart and soul into a rumour. Would much rather this sort of thing than the usual my mate''s dad''s best friend''s cat''s pet monkey''s hairdresser said that her uncle''s midget friend

[quote user="Lazza"][quote user="Yellow Pecker"]Then someone mentioned 747s but I said the upgrade centered around the eletronic landing equipment. Currently old technology NDB (Non Directional Beacons) radar is used to guide in planes.  I''m not an air communication expert but the new technology uses aircraft-installed GPS systems linked to ground equipment. Others thought the Wash project was hogwash (scuse the pun) but its been done in the Persian Gulf and a poster gave details about experiemnts at Delft in the Netherlands. A brand new airport capable of landing 747s and A380s will be built in the Wash as has been done in Hong Kong and on reclaimed land.[/quote]You also suggested that we should be investing in the land around Norwich airport because the price of the land in that area will rocket due to the planned airport expansion. Have you dropped that part of the story in favour of the more glamorous Wash airport idea?[/quote]Glamorous? [:P]

Surely you fine people are not suggesting that this individual is lying. You have to remember that he''s not some school kid making it all up in his bedroom. He said so and he must be trusted. [:P]

I too think they''ll end up in the top six. I don''t think they''ll make the top two as I think Reading and Birmingham will have a bit too much about them over the course of the season and will tie those positions up. No denying that at the moment Wolves are the team with the momentum, but we know what happened to Watford last season. It can change very quickly.

In my opinion Iwelumo being sent off was the right decision. He ran into the defender, buggered over and then immediately got back up to say his piece. He leant forward and they both hit the floor. Best to watch the build up to the incident to see why it was the right decision.

Some should inform pigs that they weren''t built for flight. I''ve just had one crash through my window. The swine!