Pyro Pete

He's playing so well at the moment, isn't he. Really stepping up when we need him to.

0-1. Full time. That win is so huge, you can see it from space!

Hooijdonk comes on for the win bonus.

Batth time. (sorry)

Oh, Gabriel...

Whoop whoop!

SARA!!!!!!!!

David Fox doing co-commentary with Chris Goreham. I met him once at the recycling centre at Ketteringham. He had this tiny sports car, totally unsuited to a trip to the dump. Nice chap.

Just come in. How are we getting on?

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub.

Wasn't there also that one with Sean Bean, playing a Sheff Utd footballer, or something?

Can't think of many Hollywood movies filmed in Sheffield.

We haven't got any money. Zoe made this quite clear in the public fans' forum last summer. End of debate.

It annoys me when Jermaine Jeans constantly refers to Trent Alexander-Arnold simply as Trent. "Trent put a great ball into the box." "Trent shows great positional awareness." "Trent knows he should do better there." SHUT UP!

Five away wins all season.

It's not the result that's a disaster. It's the performance. We completely capitulated to a team who simply hoofed the ball long, over and over. If that's all the opposition have to do against us to get a result, then don't even bother turning up.

How to throw away all that momentum and goodwill gained from the derby game. Crazy.

2-2. Full time. Good grief. What a disaster.

If the three play-off games were at Carrow Road, we might have a chance. But to win two away games? We would need a minor miracle.

6 minutes stoppage time.

Duffy on, Sainz off. Stable door etc...

2-2.

Corner after corner for Wednesday.

Barnes having a nightmare now.