dpit 1 Posted November 5, 2012 Intended entirely lightheartedly:Wes - Catherine Wheel. Goes prettily round and round in circles before petering out.Surman - Sparkler. Can make you go ooh momentarily but ultimately a bit weak and unsatisfyingOthers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleCanary 5,582 Posted November 5, 2012 Since we got Garrido from Lazio that must make him a Roman candle...[:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted November 5, 2012 And some would say Horse Holt has a rocket in his pocket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted November 5, 2012 Morison''s would have a short fuse and then fizzle out again.Tierney''s would shoot straight up in the air with a "HOOOOOF!" sound. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted November 5, 2012 Think of Wes more as a jumping jack skipping all over the pitch in exciting bursts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted November 5, 2012 Chris Martin......damp squib. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 744 Posted November 5, 2012 Grant Holt - awesome banger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newyorkcanary 14 Posted November 5, 2012 Wouldn''t Chris Martin be our Bottle Rocket? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murphy and the Bricks 0 Posted November 5, 2012 Vaughan has to be the Traffic light...stop, start, stop, start & then stop again!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drurys testamonials V 15 0 Posted November 5, 2012 Who would be Golden Shower? [:S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
