WILLIAM CALLOW FOUND!!!

[morty 0]

I was honestly sat here, in the early hours, utterly incredulous at this lol.

[Beauseant 0]

[quote user="Clipped Canary"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="Clipped Canary"][quote user="Bayve Desleigh"]Thread of the year![/quote]

Seconded! Poster of the Month award for Morty! That had me chuckling into my Cornflakes! [Y]
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It''s the forum equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting or Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance!

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I couldn''t have put it better myself Beau! Exquisite as always! *bows* [:D]
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You are too kind sir!

[The Fish Seller 0]

Stuff the arty farty stuff tell us about the horse bothering allegations made in the other thread about this William Callow.Were they true is he now in a stable relationship?

[Mister Chops 7]

[quote user="morty"]Its moments like this that I truly love my determination to stay up late playing internet poker and drinking beer.It was a magical story, that will surely touch the heart of every pink''un poster.One man''s month long quest to find that elusive ex youth team player, who turns out works in a pub now.I only wish I could have been a fly on the wall to see the delighted look on his face when you found him.[/quote]It must have been something like this...

[morty 0]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="morty"]Its moments like this that I truly love my determination to stay up late playing internet poker and drinking beer.It was a magical story, that will surely touch the heart of every pink''un poster.One man''s month long quest to find that elusive ex youth team player, who turns out works in a pub now.I only wish I could have been a fly on the wall to see the delighted look on his face when you found him.[/quote]It must have been something like this...[/quote]Hahahaha!!

[Beauseant 0]

Put that on Facebook last night. It''s a work of genius!

[morty 0]

I''m considering tracking William Callow down myself, just to ask him what the hell all this is about.

[SI 0]

[quote user="morty"]I''m considering tracking William Callow down myself, just to ask him what the hell all this is about.[/quote]Maybe this LINK could help

[morty 0]

[quote user="SI"][quote user="morty"]I''m considering tracking William Callow down myself, just to ask him what the hell all this is about.[/quote]Maybe this LINK could help[/quote]No, it didn''t help lol.

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

Is he a Methodist or a Quaker? It''s the sort of name that a devout religious man should have.

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

Had he been handed in to the lost property box at the police station?

[morty 0]

[quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]Had he been handed in to the lost property box at the police station?[/quote]I was kind of hoping for "Found down the back of the sofa"

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]Had he been handed in to the lost property box at the police station?[/quote]

I was kind of hoping for "Found down the back of the sofa"
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What, an inflatable version of the great man you mean?

[morty 0]

[quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]Had he been handed in to the lost property box at the police station?[/quote]I was kind of hoping for "Found down the back of the sofa"[/quote]

What, an inflatable version of the great man you mean?

[/quote]I am not sure if such a product is available, I shall ring the club shop and get back to you.

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]Had he been handed in to the lost property box at the police station?[/quote]

I was kind of hoping for "Found down the back of the sofa"
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What, an inflatable version of the great man you mean?

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I am not sure if such a product is available, I shall ring the club shop and get back to you.
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Yes, I''d love to have one if they''re available. My Madonna version has almost worn out now.

[morty 0]

[quote user="Pablo Picarsole"][quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]Had he been handed in to the lost property box at the police station?[/quote]I was kind of hoping for "Found down the back of the sofa"[/quote]

What, an inflatable version of the great man you mean?

[/quote]I am not sure if such a product is available, I shall ring the club shop and get back to you.[/quote]

Yes, I''d love to have one if they''re available. My Madonna version has almost worn out now.

[/quote]I rang them, they replied :-"Go away you nasty little pervert"So I guess they have sold out.

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"][quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]Had he been handed in to the lost property box at the police station?[/quote]

I was kind of hoping for "Found down the back of the sofa"
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What, an inflatable version of the great man you mean?

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I am not sure if such a product is available, I shall ring the club shop and get back to you.
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Yes, I''d love to have one if they''re available. My Madonna version has almost worn out now.

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I rang them, they replied :-

"Go away you nasty little pervert"

So I guess they have sold out.
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I''m sorry to hear that. I don''t suppose they would have any William Callow Was Here T shirts?

[morty 0]

[quote user="Pablo Picarsole"][quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"][quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]

[quote user="morty"][quote user="Pablo Picarsole"]Had he been handed in to the lost property box at the police station?[/quote]I was kind of hoping for "Found down the back of the sofa"[/quote]

What, an inflatable version of the great man you mean?

[/quote]I am not sure if such a product is available, I shall ring the club shop and get back to you.[/quote]

Yes, I''d love to have one if they''re available. My Madonna version has almost worn out now.

[/quote]I rang them, they replied :-"Go away you nasty little pervert"So I guess they have sold out.[/quote]

I''m sorry to hear that. I don''t suppose they would have any William Callow Was Here T shirts?

[/quote]You will have to call them yourself, they said something about ringing the police if I got in touch again.

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

I understand their concern, morty.

[chicken 0]

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Hmm, I dont think I actually said I wanted to track him down - infact the title says that i''ve found him?!! I''ve followed our wonderful club all my life and I like to keep in touch with all aspects of it! I take it very seriously. Is that ok?

[/quote]Does that mean you hunt down every youth team and senior player past and present to identify their exact location? I''m sure there is a word for that . . . . . hang on lets ask Morty . . . .

[morty 0]

[quote user="chicken"][quote user="canary_82"]

Hmm, I dont think I actually said I wanted to track him down - infact the title says that i''ve found him?!! I''ve followed our wonderful club all my life and I like to keep in touch with all aspects of it! I take it very seriously. Is that ok?

[/quote]Does that mean you hunt down every youth team and senior player past and present to identify their exact location? I''m sure there is a word for that . . . . . hang on lets ask Morty . . . . [/quote]Woah there.A restraining order is just a way of showing you care.