First Wizard Does Not Phone In To Canary Call!

[First Wizard 0]

Why?

Because he''s virtually deaf and cannot use the ruddy phone!

[DOGGER 0]

LOL!!!!

[city-till-i-die 7]

WHAT???????????? U WILL HAVE TO SPEAK UP [;)]

[Barclay hero 0]

[quote user="First Wizard"]

Why?

Because he''s virtually deaf and cannot use the ruddy phone!

[/quote]

Wiz - QD do a phone with big buttons, just remember to dial the number, not use it as a calculator......and we can always get Neil Adams to shout....

[Inch High aka Inchy.. 417]

What did he say.

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[quote user="First Wizard"]

Why?

Because he''s virtually deaf and cannot use the ruddy phone!

[/quote]Listening to previous Canary Calls, the ability to listen doesn''t seem to figure highly in most callers.  Most of them just keep talking until they run out of thoughts, which is thankfully not long in most cases.

[Arthur Whittle 0]

Wiz mate, I heard someone ring up once, Dave from Lowestoft and say "Hi Neil, didnt go to the game today but............." Was this you mate?

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="Lord Arthur Whittle Of Lakenham"]Wiz mate, I heard someone ring up once, Dave from Lowestoft and say "Hi Neil, didnt go to the game today but............." Was this you mate?[/quote]

Jeez mate, please pay attention, I wear a digital hearing aid which doesn''t work with a telephone reciever close by, ie ear, when I remove the aid, I''m compleatly f*****% deaf![:@]

[Romantic 0]

Romantic does not talk about himself in the third person!What else don''t we do? I might start a thread... ''Things We Don''t Do''

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="First Wizard"]

[quote user="Lord Arthur Whittle Of Lakenham"]Wiz mate, I heard someone ring up once, Dave from Lowestoft and say "Hi Neil, didnt go to the game today but............." Was this you mate?[/quote]

Jeez mate, please pay attention, I wear a digital hearing aid which doesn''t work with a telephone reciever close by, ie ear, when I remove the aid, I''m compleatly f*****% deaf![:@]

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Excuses excuses[:D]

I wear one in each ear Wiz and part of the instructions on BOTH aids was how to use a telephone.

I talk to clients on and off all day so had to learn how to use the phone with them. It''s not that hard.

One of the advantages of getting older I don''t think.

So when you phone Neil last time you said...............

[Beauseant 0]

[quote user="The Butler"]

Excuses excuses[:D]

I wear one in each ear Wiz

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 That''s a relief. I always assumed that you were listening to Classic FM on your iPod because you found my conversation boring........[;)]

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="The Butler"]

Excuses excuses[:D]

I wear one in each ear Wiz

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 That''s a relief. I always assumed that you were listening to Classic FM on your iPod because you found my conversation boring........[;)]

[/quote]

Sorry did you say something?

Must tilt the left one downwards a tad![:D]

[Beauseant 0]

[quote user="The Butler"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="The Butler"]

Excuses excuses[:D]

I wear one in each ear Wiz

[/quote]

 

 That''s a relief. I always assumed that you were listening to Classic FM on your iPod because you found my conversation boring........[;)]

[/quote]

Sorry did you say something?

Must tilt the left one downwards a tad![:D]

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Or perhaps if I ease myself out from under this toadstool.......

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="The Butler"][quote user="First Wizard"]

[quote user="Lord Arthur Whittle Of Lakenham"]Wiz mate, I heard someone ring up once, Dave from Lowestoft and say "Hi Neil, didnt go to the game today but............." Was this you mate?[/quote]

Jeez mate, please pay attention, I wear a digital hearing aid which doesn''t work with a telephone reciever close by, ie ear, when I remove the aid, I''m compleatly f*****% deaf![:@]

[/quote]

Excuses excuses[:D]

I wear one in each ear Wiz and part of the instructions on BOTH aids was how to use a telephone.

I talk to clients on and off all day so had to learn how to use the phone with them. It''s not that hard.

One of the advantages of getting older I don''t think.

So when you phone Neil last time you said...............

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So you''re inner ear is buggered too Butler?.............I''m sorry mate.[:|]

But I still don''t listen to Canary Call.....................

[First Wazzock 1,014]

Radio Norfolk Studio: Hello and who is next on the line?

First Wizard: Hello, can I order a 69, 138, 72 and special fried rice?

Radio Norfolk: This is Neil in the studio!

First Wizard: Well can you get out of the bloody studio and get my order on the go!

Radio Norfolk: No this is Radio Norfolk.

First Wizard: Who? Ray Dee from Norfolk?

Radio Norfolk: NO RADIO NORFOLK

First Wizard: There''s no need to shout. (mumbles to himself) Sod it, I wonder if the Indian is open?

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="1st Wazzock"]

Radio Norfolk Studio: Hello and who is next on the line?

First Wizard: Hello, can I order a 69, 138, 72 and special fried rice?

Radio Norfolk: This is Neil in the studio!

First Wizard: Well can you get out of the bloody studio and get my order on the go!

Radio Norfolk: No this is Radio Norfolk.

First Wizard: Who? Ray Dee from Norfolk?

Radio Norfolk: NO RADIO NORFOLK

First Wizard: There''s no need to shout. (mumbles to himself) Sod it, I wonder if the Indian is open?

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For you Waz, thats not bad...........who did you pinch it off?

[First Wazzock 1,014]

[quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="1st Wazzock"]

Radio Norfolk Studio: Hello and who is next on the line?

First Wizard: Hello, can I order a 69, 138, 72 and special fried rice?

Radio Norfolk: This is Neil in the studio!

First Wizard: Well can you get out of the bloody studio and get my order on the go!

Radio Norfolk: No this is Radio Norfolk.

First Wizard: Who? Ray Dee from Norfolk?

Radio Norfolk: NO RADIO NORFOLK

First Wizard: There''s no need to shout. (mumbles to himself) Sod it, I wonder if the Indian is open?

[/quote]

For you Waz, thats not bad...........who did you pinch it off?

[/quote]

Glad you liked it...all original. [:D]

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[quote user="1st Wazzock"]

Radio Norfolk Studio: Hello and who is next on the line?

First Wizard: Hello, can I order a 69, 138, 72 and special fried rice?

Radio Norfolk: This is Neil in the studio!

First Wizard: Well can you get out of the bloody studio and get my order on the go!

Radio Norfolk: No this is Radio Norfolk.

First Wizard: Who? Ray Dee from Norfolk?

Radio Norfolk: NO RADIO NORFOLK

First Wizard: There''s no need to shout. (mumbles to himself) Sod it, I wonder if the Indian is open?

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Classic.  Though Wiz would later claim that he had really intended to ring Radio Norfolk all the time, that the Chinese down the road had got his order wrong, and the local curry house was going into administration