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That''s brilliant! I can''t wait to hear what the commentators say about him if he does join Everton.

''''It looks like Fanni''s bleeding''''

''''Not Fanni''s best period''''

''''And Fanni goes down after a tough tackle!''''

Anyone got any more?

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[quote user="plan b"]....fanni makes a slippery tackle[/quote]or depending on the time of the month....fanni makes a full bloodied tackle....

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If he joined Arsenal we could get during a match: ''Arshavin mistake creates problems for Fanni''

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Or as another cross into the box for our erstwhile hero goes astray.

Cahill has been looking for Fanni all afternoon but his balls just haven''t been good enough

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My favourtie headline is; "Quality Gash Showing Delights Roberts"

:)

Let''s see if Fanni can work hard between the two legs...

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Or very simply after a great performance and in huge letters on the back page

MAGNIFICENT FANNI!

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or if he changed to cricket

Fanni doesn''t responds well to balls that swing in the air

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Or a dual use headline either for Everton''s failure to capture his signature or as a reaction to a South African athlete''s performance:

No Fanni!

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"....the trouble is, when fanni has a bad period like this it''s always going to be hard for the team to keep a clean sheet"

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....and after that terrible performance David Moyes will be certainly getting stuck into fanni in the dressing room

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"....the trouble is, when fanni has a bad period like this it''s always going to be hard for the team to keep a clean sheet"

Quality!

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