Yellow Submarine 0 Posted October 30, 2008 Enough is enough! We need to drive the current Wizard regime out! I sent Owl mail to professor Dumbledore at Hogwarts to request the statistics of Hex’s made regarding the outcome of Norwich matches made from the Lowestoft region. The Stats don’t make pleasant reading: Out of 496 Hexs made here are the results: Won- 87Drawn- 196Lost- 213 I’m afraid that Suffolk is dry of reliable virgins and the beautiful county side is blighted by the sight of confused bol**ckless squirrels!Who is with me? We need a change at the top now before our beautiful club is ruined! What is Harry Potter up to these days!? [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted October 30, 2008 [quote user="Yellow Submarine"]Enough is enough! We need to drive the current Wizard regime out! I sent Owl mail to professor Dumbledore at Hogwarts to request the statistics of Hex’s made regarding the outcome of Norwich matches made from the Lowestoft region. The Stats don’t make pleasant reading: Out of 496 Hexs made here are the results: Won- 87Drawn- 196Lost- 213 I’m afraid that Suffolk is dry of reliable virgins and the beautiful county side is blighted by the sight of confused bol**ckless squirrels!Who is with me? We need a change at the top now before our beautiful club is ruined! What is Harry Potter up to these days!? [;)][/quote]Like most teenagers playing with his wand for a spell.With our club in the state it''s in we need to upgrade from Wizard to a full blown WARLOCK.So warlocks to the board then[6] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted October 30, 2008 If your financial state is as parlous as some suggest, I think the best you can hope for is a Hedge Witch in on loan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted October 30, 2008 [quote user="The Butler"][quote user="Yellow Submarine"]Enough is enough! We need to drive the current Wizard regime out! I sent Owl mail to professor Dumbledore at Hogwarts to request the statistics of Hex’s made regarding the outcome of Norwich matches made from the Lowestoft region. The Stats don’t make pleasant reading: Out of 496 Hexs made here are the results: Won- 87Drawn- 196Lost- 213 I’m afraid that Suffolk is dry of reliable virgins and the beautiful county side is blighted by the sight of confused bol**ckless squirrels!Who is with me? We need a change at the top now before our beautiful club is ruined! What is Harry Potter up to these days!? [;)][/quote]Like most teenagers playing with his wand for a spell.With our club in the state it''s in we need to upgrade from Wizard to a full blown WARLOCK.So warlocks to the board then[6][/quote]All this spell casting and crystal ball malarkey is a load of warlocks any how. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman Jim 0 Posted October 30, 2008 [quote user="Yellow Submarine"] What is Harry Potter up to these days!? [;)][/quote]The real Harry Potter resides at a Holiday Centre (son of it''s owner) which is very close to Lowestoft (home of Wiz).Be careful what you say Yellow, methinks them two cohort quite a bit, them being neighbours like, and a dual-wizard-Hex could be zooming your way ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwoSheds 0 Posted October 30, 2008 [quote user="Yellow Submarine"]Enough is enough! We need to drive the current Wizard regime out! I sent Owl mail to professor Dumbledore at Hogwarts to request the statistics of Hex’s made regarding the outcome of Norwich matches made from the Lowestoft region. The Stats don’t make pleasant reading: Out of 496 Hexs made here are the results: Won- 87Drawn- 196Lost- 213 I’m afraid that Suffolk is dry of reliable virgins and the beautiful county side is blighted by the sight of confused bol**ckless squirrels!Who is with me? We need a change at the top now before our beautiful club is ruined! What is Harry Potter up to these days!? [;)][/quote]Glad you done it. I couldnt be bothered to work his hex stats out when i replied to the ''Burnley hexed'' post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 904 Posted October 30, 2008 [quote user="The Butler"][quote user="Yellow Submarine"] Enough is enough! We need to drive the current Wizard regime out! I sent Owl mail to professor Dumbledore at Hogwarts to request the statistics of Hex’s made regarding the outcome of Norwich matches made from the Lowestoft region. The Stats don’t make pleasant reading: Out of 496 Hexs made here are the results: Won- 87Drawn- 196Lost- 213 I’m afraid that Suffolk is dry of reliable virgins and the beautiful county side is blighted by the sight of confused bol**ckless squirrels!Who is with me? We need a change at the top now before our beautiful club is ruined! What is Harry Potter up to these days!? [;)][/quote]Like most teenagers playing with his wand for a spell.With our club in the state it''s in we need to upgrade from Wizard to a full blown WARLOCK.So warlocks to the board then[6][/quote]Never mind Warlocks, what about us Wazzocks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted October 30, 2008 [quote user="Yellow Submarine"]Enough is enough! We need to drive the current Wizard regime out![/quote]No we don''t!Yes we do!No we don''t! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Have Heart 0 Posted October 30, 2008 [quote user="Yellow Submarine"]Enough is enough! We need to drive the current Wizard regime out! I sent Owl mail to professor Dumbledore at Hogwarts to request the statistics of Hex’s made regarding the outcome of Norwich matches made from the Lowestoft region. The Stats don’t make pleasant reading: Out of 496 Hexs made here are the results: Won- 87Drawn- 196Lost- 213 I’m afraid that Suffolk is dry of reliable virgins and the beautiful county side is blighted by the sight of confused bol**ckless squirrels!Who is with me? We need a change at the top now before our beautiful club is ruined! What is Harry Potter up to these days!? [;)][/quote]Without wiz''s dry sense of humour on here weekends and well everyday inbetween would be so much duller. He moans, he groans but come on everyone loves the banter he generates! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inch High aka Inchy.. 409 Posted October 30, 2008 Do we.[:S]I say install First Wazzock.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="Yellow Submarine"]Enough is enough! We need to drive the current Wizard regime out! I sent Owl mail to professor Dumbledore at Hogwarts to request the statistics of Hex’s made regarding the outcome of Norwich matches made from the Lowestoft region. The Stats don’t make pleasant reading: Out of 496 Hexs made here are the results: Won- 87Drawn- 196Lost- 213 I’m afraid that Suffolk is dry of reliable virgins and the beautiful county side is blighted by the sight of confused bol**ckless squirrels!Who is with me? We need a change at the top now before our beautiful club is ruined! What is Harry Potter up to these days!? [;)][/quote]Isn''t envy ugly?[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="IncH_HigH"]Do we.[:S]I say install First Wazzock.[;)][/quote]That''d be like one of those occassions where a band replaces the singer with a look-i-like from a covers band... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
