Peter's Promise

[YankeeCanary 0]

Peter has PROMISED  pots of gold

But first he must have full control

He wants complete control for free

If that’s the cost, better YOU or ME

 

I’d be happy to take control for free

I think you’d be happy once you knew me

You can TRUST how much I PROMISE to spend   

I’ll outbid Peter with what I’ll give Glenn

 

“Oh *****!” I hear from some “You’re absurd,

How do we know you’ll keep your word?”

You don’t, but that’s exactly my point

You seem happy for a PROMISE to acquire the joint

 

So let’s take a look at Peter the Dealer

And recent past activity for the Wheeler

He wanted to sell Towergate for 3 billion plus

But the price was too high as others did suss

 

So then he thought he would sell just a part

But Candover said “No thanks, you’re all heart”

When capital gains taxes climbed by 80%

Peter lost hundreds of millions in the Government tent

 

Peter says philanthropy is his big thing now

His children don’t need money he seems to vow

He wants to make a difference in areas of joy

Is 1% of his wealth too much for a Norwich boy?

 

I don’t know the answer and neither do you

Time will tell if our dreams will come true

But while we’re waiting if you need a new face

I’ll give you a PROMISE to take care of the place

 

[Gentleman Jim 0]

You got my vote Y.C. , you can start tomorrow as far as I''m concerned !

[Tony DaWonderful 35]

Very good!

[YankeeCanary 0]

[quote user="Gorleston Jim"]You got my vote Y.C. , you can start tomorrow as far as I''m concerned ![/quote]

Nice to see you "walking these corridors" Jim. I trust all is well with you?

[Gentleman Jim 0]

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[quote user="Gorleston Jim"]You got my vote Y.C. , you can start tomorrow as far as I''m concerned ![/quote]

Nice to see you "walking these corridors" Jim. I trust all is well with you?

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As well as can be expected Yankee, I am floating just above the levels of sanity, although some might disagree ha ha.

Hope all is well with you too mate, are you looking  forward to the new footie season ? The weekends are a bit empty without it.

 

 

[Pinks 0]

What''s a government tent?

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What''s a government tent?

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Families losing their homes due to the spiralling credit crunch will be given the chance to buy a government tent for just £25, Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced yesterday.

 

Mr Brown said the new initiative would enable families to "stay together and see out these difficult times."

 

"While the current economic difficulties are not in any way the fault of this government it is equally clear that we have a responsibility to those less fortunate than MPs," he said.

 

Opposition leader David Cameron said the scheme was yet another attempt to make money from the most disadvantaged in society.  "We know for a fact that these tents are being produced in factories in Tunisia using child labour and are being bought by the government for just £2 each.  Every family who loses their home will in effect be paying a fine of £23 to the Treasury."  

 

Lib Dem leader  Nick Clegg branded the scheme as shameful and "an opportunity lost."  "If Gordon Brown really cared about people and the environment he pretends to protect he would have ensured that the tents had a minimum carbon footprint and a grass roof at the very least.  He is condemned by his own actions."

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[quote user="camuldonum"][quote user="WEEN_NASTY"]

What''s a government tent?

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Families losing their homes due to the spiralling credit crunch will be given the chance to buy a government tent for just £25, Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced yesterday.

 

Mr Brown said the new initiative would enable families to "stay together and see out these difficult times."

 

"While the current economic difficulties are not in any way the fault of this government it is equally clear that we have a responsibility to those less fortunate than MPs," he said.

 

Opposition leader David Cameron said the scheme was yet another attempt to make money from the most disadvantaged in society.  "We know for a fact that these tents are being produced in factories in Tunisia using child labour and are being bought by the government for just £2 each.  Every family who loses their home will in effect be paying a fine of £23 to the Treasury."  

 

Lib Dem leader  Nick Clegg branded the scheme as shameful and "an opportunity lost."  "If Gordon Brown really cared about people and the environment he pretends to protect he would have ensured that the tents had a minimum carbon footprint and a grass roof at the very least.  He is condemned by his own actions."

[/quote]For the benefit of Mr. Chops et al:That is what satire, irony & wit look like. Read & inwardly digest.

[Show Me What You Gooot! 0]

Am I the only one who thinks Peters offer was for the club to create £20mill worth of NEW shares (making him majority shareholder) and NOT to obtain Delias for free? I think I am.

Come on even he knows she wasn''t going to just hand over shares for nothing. Why everyone keeps saying that is beyond me. Hes a good business man but hes not that good to convince someone to give him shares for free.

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[quote user="camuldonum"][quote user="WEEN_NASTY"]

What''s a government tent?

[/quote]

 

Families losing their homes due to the spiralling credit crunch will be given the chance to buy a government tent for just £25, Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced yesterday.

 

Mr Brown said the new initiative would enable families to "stay together and see out these difficult times."

 

"While the current economic difficulties are not in any way the fault of this government it is equally clear that we have a responsibility to those less fortunate than MPs," he said.

 

Opposition leader David Cameron said the scheme was yet another attempt to make money from the most disadvantaged in society.  "We know for a fact that these tents are being produced in factories in Tunisia using child labour and are being bought by the government for just £2 each.  Every family who loses their home will in effect be paying a fine of £23 to the Treasury."  

 

Lib Dem leader  Nick Clegg branded the scheme as shameful and "an opportunity lost."  "If Gordon Brown really cared about people and the environment he pretends to protect he would have ensured that the tents had a minimum carbon footprint and a grass roof at the very least.  He is condemned by his own actions."

[/quote]aah its like private eye on the pink''un, beautiful.

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Add tents

 

The scheme brings a surprise recall to office for Norwich MP Charles Clarke, sacked as Home Secretary by Tony Blair two years ago over the release of thousands of foreign prisoners some of whom had been recommended for deportation.

 

Mr Clarke will become Minister for Tents and Mobile Lavatories and said last night that he relished the challenge ahead.

 

Mr Clarke said: "I realise that Gordon is not the deluded control freak that I thought he was two years ago but is, in fact, on course to be one of the greatest politicians this country has ever seen."

 

Football fan Mr Clarke will continue in his £200,000-a-year role as The Supporters Director at Peter Cullum''s new look Norwich City.

 

(That''s enough tents - ED)