Identify an likely agent & negotiate a job lot.

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

A young lady explained to me the other day that this was the  Carrow Road player acquisition

strategy for this close season.

Of course I didn''t believe her.

Then yesterday I met another young lady who told me the same thing.

And last night...........

Yowwwwwwwwwwww! A hat trick.

Must be true, eh? Whadya figure?

OTBC

[lappinitup 629]

Morning Bly, what time is it there?

[Camuldonum 0]

[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

A young lady explained to me the other day that this was the  Carrow Road player acquisition

strategy for this close season.

Of course I didn''t believe her.

Then yesterday I met another young lady who told me the same thing.

And last night...........

Yowwwwwwwwwwww! A hat trick.

Must be true, eh? Whadya figure?

OTBC

[/quote]

I presume you do understand there is an FA issued list of agents and which players they represent and the agents mobile/home numbers which is updated in the weekly circulars.

If you didn''t get yours I''d have a word with your postman.

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="camuldonum"][quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

A young lady explained to me the other day that this was the  Carrow Road player acquisition

strategy for this close season.

Of course I didn''t believe her.

Then yesterday I met another young lady who told me the same thing.

And last night...........

Yowwwwwwwwwwww! A hat trick.

Must be true, eh? Whadya figure?

OTBC

[/quote]

I presume you do understand there is an FA issued list of agents and which players they represent and the agents mobile/home numbers which is updated in the weekly circulars.

If you didn''t get yours I''d have a word with your postman.

[/quote]

Thanks, but no thanks.

I prefer to get my information from the young ladies.

I''m sure you empathise - I mean living in Essex and all that.

OTBC

 

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="lappinitup"]Morning Bly, what time is it there?[/quote]

Ermm............. morning Lappin.............ermm..........g''night Lappin.............ermmmmm..........the clock her says it''s 10.03pm - but then what do I know, I''m on holiday.

[:D]

OTBC 

[Lurd 0]

Sorry, you lost me after the part where you met THREE women who knew something about football.

[Old Boy 0]

[quote user="Larry David"]Sorry, you lost me after the part where you met THREE women who knew something about football.[/quote]And specifically about Norwich City, and in a different time zone! Stretches credibility a lot, doesn''t it.........?

[nutty nigel 7,656]

Three young ladies at one of BBB''s "Naked Tuppaware Parties". Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The first woman pressed her forearm, & it stopped. She remarked, “That was my pager. I have a microchip under the skin on my arm. It seems Glen Roeder wants to sign all the players on my books!”

Shortly afterwards a ringing sound began. The second woman put her palm to her ear and said, “Can I call you back later? Thanks.” She turned to the others ans explained, “That was my phone. I have a microchip under the skin on my hand. Glen Roeder is interested in at least six of my players too!”

The third woman felt sadly low-tech and wanted to impress Bly''s other geeky friends. She got up and excused herself for the toilet. She came back a few moments later with a strip of toilet paper hanging from her behind. everyone looked at her in awe!

“Well, would you look at that!” she exclaimed. “I’m getting a fax from 1st Wizard and you two have got bad information! Glen Roeder won''t be signing anyone because the club is broke!”

 

[Evil Monkey 52]

[quote user="nutty nigel"]

Three young ladies at one of BBB''s "Naked

Tuppaware Parties". Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The first

woman pressed her forearm, & it stopped. She remarked, “That was my

pager. I have a microchip under the skin on my arm. It seems Glen

Roeder wants to sign all the players on my books!”

Shortly afterwards a ringing sound began. The second woman put her

palm to her ear and said, “Can I call you back later? Thanks.” She

turned to the others ans explained, “That was my phone. I have a

microchip under the skin on my hand. Glen Roeder is interested in at

least six of my players too!”

The third woman felt sadly low-tech and wanted to

impress Bly''s other geeky friends. She got up

and excused herself for the toilet. She came back a few moments

later with a strip of toilet paper hanging from her

behind. everyone looked at her in awe!

“Well, would you look at that!” she exclaimed. “I’m getting a fax

from 1st Wizard and you two have got bad information! Glen Roeder

won''t be signing anyone because the club is broke!”

 

[/quote]

Awesome.... just... awesome! [:D]

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="nutty nigel"]

Three young ladies at one of BBB''s "Naked Tuppaware Parties". Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The first woman pressed her forearm, & it stopped. She remarked, “That was my pager. I have a microchip under the skin on my arm. It seems Glen Roeder wants to sign all the players on my books!”

Shortly afterwards a ringing sound began. The second woman put her palm to her ear and said, “Can I call you back later? Thanks.” She turned to the others ans explained, “That was my phone. I have a microchip under the skin on my hand. Glen Roeder is interested in at least six of my players too!”

The third woman felt sadly low-tech and wanted to impress Bly''s other geeky friends. She got up and excused herself for the toilet. She came back a few moments later with a strip of toilet paper hanging from her behind. everyone looked at her in awe!

“Well, would you look at that!” she exclaimed. “I’m getting a fax from 1st Wizard and you two have got bad information! Glen Roeder won''t be signing anyone because the club is broke!”

[/quote]

A rather anal riposte.

Toilet paper from the terraces up your street?

Fraid my style is more of this ilk.

OTBC

 

[Evil Monkey 52]

[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

[/quote]

I think that lass needs to have a word with her plastic surgeon, looks to me like he''s really f*cked things up....

[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

Where has Bly gone on hol?