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Ok all - Best and worst things that could possibly happen over the next 48 hrs.

Best: We find a target man, a reserve left back, a reserve keeper and back up for midfield and centre half.

Worst: We sign nobody and let Leon go on the cheap to a promotion rival like Sunderland.

Best signings possible for my money: Jason Euell, Billy Jones, Kevin Pressman, Michael McIndoe, Calum Davenport!!!

Likely scenario: No In''s, No Out''s. All quiet on the Worthy front.

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The Best

We could sign Freddy Eastwood, Billy Jonesn and another decent midfielder and also sell mckenzie. Ipswich town go into administration and are deducted 10 points.

The worst

We sign nobody, Robert Earnshaw moves to the premiership at 23:59 tomorrow leaving us no time to buy reinforcements. Gary Doherty and Carl Robison limp out of international training, while Youseff Safri begins a religious fasting.

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Best:

Alan Curbishley arrives and Worthington becomes his assistant manager

Worst:

Earnie picks up a cruciate ligament injury and Hux a broken metatarsal in a freak training ground collision. Hughes promoted to left wing and Thorne given the target man role.

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I take it we''re talking realistic thing lol, otherwise I could go a bit silly!Best: We sign a D/ML, a GK and a SCWorst: We sign noone and soon after Drury/Hucks/Earnie/Gallager is injuryedLikely: I think we will sign someone probably just a backup GK though. Apart from that all quiet on the Norfolk front.Canary02, Davenport? cracking goal he scored at the weekend [;)]

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Best - The Real Madrid and Barcelona team busses have a freak collision while on outings to the Norfolk Broads.  All passengers are mircalously unharmed, but have suffered almost total memory loss.  They manage to find their way to Norwich via a convenient train, and see the floodlights of Carrow Road.  Seeing the floodlights brings back the one memory they cling on to, their love of football.  They all instantly sign for Norwich on free transfers and a wage of bread and water, apart from Ronaldinho and Roberto Carlos, who got seperated on the trek and now inhabit a pleasure boat for 2 in Coltishall.

Or failing that - Greg Halford, maybe Shefki Kuqi ?  Sibierski would be nice too, but it will all be talk probably. 

Neil Mellor signing for us instead of Preston might have been nice too. http://www.pnefc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/Firstandfast/0,,10362~890091,00.html?ptvParm

Worst - our internationals get crocked, Huckerby cracks his knee on a drawer in his kitchen, and Carl Robinson and Dickson Etuhu discover a new cult and disappear to find themselves.

 

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best- we sign half decent striker, left back and goaly who turn out to be very good. also if we sell hughes i will be extremely happy and wonder how worthington managed to flog him.

worst- etuhu goes nuts in training after someone tells him he cant tackle then he breaks everyones legs. realistic if etuhu gets injured we would then have to go to 442 so out winning home formation ends, he has been really good and hopfuly manages to shoot on target.

if team stays like it is untill january transfer window without any bad injuries and we are in a good possition in the league then i think greens £2m will help buy players to achieve promotion.

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[quote] user="McKenzie''s Debut"]

Best - We sign Buffon, Ashley Cole, Henry & Ronaldinhio

Worst - Bruce Willis didn''t drill far enough down & the meteorite the size of Texas is about to hit us!

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Now that would not be Bruce Willis fault. It would be Worthy''s for not seeing that scenario!

Likely Hunter would head the meteor away for a corner....

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