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All time club low - trigger warning

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9 minutes ago, Ken Hairy said:

£13 for 5 knackered looking scampi pieces and some ****e chips and a dry bit of mank cake???

And I rest my case Ken the club has gone to the dogs 

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9 minutes ago, JamieNorfolk said:

You're the first person to be impressed with those bad boys - £4.50 aren't they? Criminal!

The cup of tea was more scandalous, £3!!!!!

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9 hours ago, norwich canary said:

We are now down to 5 pieces of scampi with the scampi and chips

Under Paul Lambert you got a full 10 pieces 

knapper needs to get onto this as a matter of priority 

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Why are you posting "funnies" when previously you have been pissing your pants over knapper not acting fast enough.

Either your fickle or just trollin.

Which is it?

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6 minutes ago, Nexus_Canary said:

Why are you posting "funnies" when previously you have been pissing your pants over knapper not acting fast enough.

Either your fickle or just trollin.

Which is it?

I have been for many many seasons been campaigning for the scampi situation at the carra to be sorted I am nothing but consistent 

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1 minute ago, norwich canary said:

I have been for many many seasons been campaigning for the scampi situation at the carra to be sorted I am nothing but consistent 

Trollin...

Get a better fishing rod mate. Trick is to get the passion out of the target(s) before you post the fish gif

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9 hours ago, norwich canary said:

We are now down to 5 pieces of scampi with the scampi and chips

Under Paul Lambert you got a full 10 pieces 

knapper needs to get onto this as a matter of priority 

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How many years now have you been on this scampi diet?

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1 minute ago, nutty nigel said:

How many years now have you been on this scampi diet?

Well NN at 5 pieces it’s a starvation diet at the moment fella 

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7 minutes ago, norwich canary said:

Well NN at 5 pieces it’s a starvation diet at the moment fella 

Ten chips?

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Just now, nutty nigel said:

Ten chips?

They aren’t bad double fried just the shrinkflation on the scampi is the main issue at the club 

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Posted (edited)

Is the 6th piece of scampi available to replace Wagner?

Edited by The Real Buh

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4 minutes ago, The Real Buh said:

Is the 6th piece of scampi available to replace Wagner?

It would play better football that is for sure

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9 hours ago, Don’t be Krul said:

Where was this? The "I saw you coming" chippy?

You were robbed.

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1 hour ago, TIL 1010 said:

£13 in total then, you were mugged !

She sees them coming every time.

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Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, norwich canary said:

We are now down to 5 pieces of scampi with the scampi and chips

Under Paul Lambert you got a full 10 pieces 

knapper needs to get onto this as a matter of priority 

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Delia told the kitchen staff if the customer looks or sounds like a 20%er cut the scampi portion to 5 - if they are a clear 80%er give them 1 extra and send them my love and thanks

Edited by Helsinki canary
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7 hours ago, Helsinki canary said:

Delia told the kitchen staff if the customer looks or sounds like a 20%er cut the scampi portion to 5 - if they are a clear 80%er give them 1 extra and send them my love and thanks

You have to present your shawl and thermos for inspection to receive the extra piece of “scampi” 

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