Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted February 22, 2015 The RH one is very clever and very catchy. Only problem is chants don''t generally work beyond a few simple lines. You don''t see McDonald''s advertising with long drives because they''re smart enough to know it''s the catchy simple jingle that works. If you could enlighten me with some multi verse complex anthems that are sung at games that do liven the crowd and are football related, I''d appreciate that. Until then, more bore, stuff it down your dank chilly outdoor plumbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted February 22, 2015 Drives should be dirges. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted February 22, 2015 Your choice of McDonalds advertising as an exemplar kind of sums up why nobody cares what you think.Go and play with some firearms, there''s a good lad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 22, 2015 The fact you are a massive, veiny member Houston, kind of invalidates anything you may have to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
splutcho 173 Posted February 22, 2015 Bit late to the party here, but Paranoid Hoolahan-droid on the first page is class. Hats off Bor, you''ve done it again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted February 23, 2015 The fact you think chants that go on and on are better is why you are a waste. I could have added more lines to mine but I''m smart enough to know it would serve no purpose. You still havent figured that out, and you still haven''t come up with any examples to prove me wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted February 23, 2015 Mort, your obsession with penises defines you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted February 23, 2015 If you were any sort of smart, old sport, you would have posted precisely nothing in the first place instead of your embarrassing junior effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted February 23, 2015 And you being one defines you, Houston. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Petriix 2,835 Posted February 23, 2015 I love the songs Bor.How about this for Sunday:SCUMMER TIMEScummer time... And the winning is easyScummer time... It''s a walk in the parkYour owner''s rich... But he''s no good at cookingHush little scummer don''t you cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buh 0 Posted February 23, 2015 You know Norwich have had a good weekend when the "we should sing OTBC not chant it!!" Threads come out!Loving it!Hoping for a week filled with threads about yellow goal nets, the price of pies in the N and P and who we should have a statue of outside Carrow road Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted February 23, 2015 Frank, yours is good, and realistic. However, if you like Bore''s opus, why isn''t more like his instead of much like mine: short, simple, catchy?More of a bore, your overly detailed description of penises suggests extreme familiarity with them. Is there something your not telling us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katie Borkins 1 Posted February 23, 2015 Bit of Mungo Jerry anyone?[8]Oh next scummer time when relegation is nigh Marcus Evans stands up and he waves you goodbyeNow you''re in the sh*te -Administration, liquidation on your mind Sell your players, sell your groundForfeit all your fixtures, and get fined[8] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted February 23, 2015 The scummer game is nigh. But this train wreck won''t be heardOdd that maestro Bordumb has switched to my recommended style of simple, catchy tune, single verse. Makes him look like a hypocrite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,534 Posted February 23, 2015 [quote user="Bor Bor Bor"]Bit of Mungo Jerry anyone?[8]Oh next scummer time when relegation is nigh Marcus Evans stands up and he waves you goodbyeNow you''re in the sh*te -Administration, liquidation on your mind Sell your players, sell your groundForfeit all your fixtures, and get fined[8][/quote] Love it! Did I ever tell you I went to see Mungo Jerry at the Melody Rooms back in the day......... Had a Mungo Jerry Boot Power sticker on my bedroom door[:$] Anyone else for confession[:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gainer the Gopher 0 Posted February 24, 2015 More of a bore might confess something about his familiarity with penises. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites