Mad-dog Dion

Apologies for not writing on here very often, I''ve been travelling the world searching spiritual enlightenment. Which I duly found and I will duly expand on. I know you must of missed my eloquently written arguments for the removal of both Hughtgon and Alex Tettey. Was I the one who once said Hughtgon out? Oh how I was wrong. I said Alex Tettey was the worst player to wear a canaries shirt? Wrong again. I agreed that Elmander should be sent back on the first plane to Turkey? Wrong. I spent 95.1 consecutive days meditating under a Bodhi tree before I reached spiritual enlightenment- Nirvana. A voice spoke to me. a voice of Neil Adams. The Buddhist god of desire, Mara (Demon). We all crave for success but we must suppress our desires and settle for the inbetween, forget winning or losing. The key is draws, preferably 0-0 draws. Who better to lead us on this path than defence minded Hughtgon? Forget Mike Phelan etc. their attacking football philopshies are a sign of greed. Instead we should sit in utter silence in the stadium and be grateful for being a mid table team in the EPL. Passion and desire need to be drove out of this football club. BJ has showed to much passion recently. Offload him. This of course will not happen until Alex Tettey returns from injury, THE mediocre player. Just like Johan and Jonas. Alex Tettey is the cream to hughtons strawberries, the cheese to hughtons cracker, the jam in his doughnut. He is not just a mediocre player but a leader of men. He will bring mediocre to the rest of the players. HUGHTGON IS GOD AND SHOULD BE LEFT IN CHARGE FOR THE REST OF HIS DAYS Don''t forget however the wolf needs to be fed - he''s now not merely a starving wolf but a rabid wolf. If he is not fed soon, carrow road will be left in a pile of mutilated corpses.

Ultimately the calibre of players Worthy had in the first championship season after relegation with, was easily capable of pushing for promotion. But we were mediocre. What if Glenn Roeder or Bryan Gunn were never managers? We complain about Glenn Roeder & Bryan Gunn. But they signed Wes Hoolahan and Grant Holt respectively, 2 of the most influential players in our recent history. We can ask what if, but ultimately, nobody knows the answer its an ambiguous question. We just have to enjoy this premier league season! Hughtgon out!!!!

Ray Hodgsan out!!

If this thread included former players I''d go for Troy Archibald Henville

If we sign this guy. Hughton out!!

[quote user="ReadingCanary"][quote user="Mad-dog Dion"]Give him another 3 games, if performances haven''t improved I feel like it could be too late if we left it any longer. Some of his tactics baffle me, Howson on the right? Fer in the hole? 3 CMs? Garrido instead of Olsson? But the worst tactic of all is to play Alexander Tettey?? What on earth is going on there? He is useless. HOUGTON has consistently let go of our top goal scorers, Holty, Cody M & big Steve. And now he is thinking of letting Becchio go?!?![/quote]Probably a troll but i''ll biteTettey isn''t "useless" as has been proven on the other thread [/quote] Were you at Hull on Saturday? His performance was atrocious, wolfswinkel made so many nice runs off the ball and Tettey was just to slow to release it. Passes backwards and sideways with no cutting edge. his sliced effort on goal after a lovely knockdown by RVW was "useless". I am not a troll, I have feeling you know.

Give him another 3 games, if performances haven''t improved I feel like it could be too late if we left it any longer. Some of his tactics baffle me, Howson on the right? Fer in the hole? 3 CMs? Garrido instead of Olsson? But the worst tactic of all is to play Alexander Tettey?? What on earth is going on there? He is useless. HOUGTON has consistently let go of our top goal scorers, Holty, Cody M & big Steve. And now he is thinking of letting Becchio go?!?!

[quote user="TCCANARY"]To the tune of Twinkle, twinkle little star. Wolfswinkel, Wolfswinkel you''re a star and you''ve got a lovely car* You''ve probably got a lovely life And a model for a wife Wolfswinkel, Wolfswinkel you''re a star and you''ve got a lovely car* * I don''t know if he''s actually got a lovely car but most professional footballers do. [/quote] Are we singing this next Saturday lads?

*hougton

He''s a class above the rest of our players, his goal against wolves still give me goosebumps. Best goal in the PL ever!!! HOUGTON OUT

Houtghon out!