Rock the Boat

[quote user="Gunns NO Legend"]0-2 Colchester and the Pink Un messageboard comes back down to earth with one almighty bang , the anti Gunns for manager then post hundreds of posts wih the headline A Massive well done to Gunny as a retort to the pathetic posts claiming him as some kind of hero for not losing a pre season friendly . [/quote]   Don''t know what you''re on, but it''s not doing u much good. Go see that doctor again.

Shurely shum mishtake???

A fantastic performance according the the Pinkun Live Action plugin and a well-deserved win against a good Wigan side. So that''s our first three points of the season and we''re off to a flying start. Can''t wait for Col U next week. We could be clear at the top by then.

[quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="Rock the Boat"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="Rock the Boat"] [quote user="Rum ol boy"]lol, In all honesty, women know more about football than you give them credit for. My mom was a season ticket holder for years and can teach me a thing or two![/quote]   I don''t recall her tenure as England Manager? [/quote] Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date. [/quote] ZZZ. C''mon way that one''s been done already. Try to keep up... Oh, you''re a female... [/quote] Sounds like a henpecked husband with an obsessive need to keep his wife in he kitchen.... are you Michael Wynn-Jones perchance?!!! [/quote] That''s more like it C02. You''re a gas, man! Have to go now. The little woman is pulling the plug on my modem. See ya!

[quote user="Lambo"]It might have been already but i still thorughly enjoyed that put down. Seriously though, do you not have anything better to do with yourself than try to wind people up on the internet??[/quote]   It''s called pre-season nerves, Lambo. Still, the three points today should see us in the top 6, tonight.  

[quote user="Herman "][quote user="Rock the Boat"] [quote user="Herman "]Jesus Rock,what you got the hump about.Not a Wigan fan by any chance???[/quote]   It''s called a wind up, Herman. You''d be amazed how many people fall for it. [/quote] It''s pretty hard to tell who is and who aint on a wind up somedays!!! [/quote] Yes, it really is a wind up, Herman. But they keep coming back for more. Especially that WAYward woman. Now what was I saying???

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="Rock the Boat"] [quote user="Rum ol boy"]lol, In all honesty, women know more about football than you give them credit for. My mom was a season ticket holder for years and can teach me a thing or two![/quote]   I don''t recall her tenure as England Manager? [/quote] Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date. [/quote] ZZZ. C''mon way that one''s been done already. Try to keep up... Oh, you''re a female...

[quote user="Sir Arthur Whittle OBE CBE OAP"][quote user="Rock the Boat"] [quote user="Herman "]Jesus Rock,what you got the hump about.Not a Wigan fan by any chance???[/quote]   It''s called a wind up, Herman. You''d be amazed how many people fall for it. [/quote] Wind up or realised you have made a right pr;ck of yourself? The latter I think. [/quote] Some furious back peddling, eh Whittle? Still I bet you never thought you get support from someone preaching "Dignity and Diversity" at work. Priceless! One love, as someone once said.

[quote user="Herman "]Jesus Rock,what you got the hump about.Not a Wigan fan by any chance???[/quote]   It''s called a wind up, Herman. You''d be amazed how many people fall for it.

[quote user="simon kingston"]SKy sports and Family football has killed the game[/quote]   Yes they have Simon. Well spotted, mate. When I have the footie on and watching Man U, all I hear is her from the kitchen going on about how great the players look. All apart from the Argentian bloke that is. Thank goodness he''s gone.

[quote user="WestMidlandCanary"]I will say one thing RTB. I can''t recall one of the female posters on here starting a thread about how good looking a certain footballer is or any other attributes he may have. The one thing the forum mods are guilty of on here, rather than banning women posters, is that they let narrow minded topics like yours get through. As someone who occasionally trains people in Dignity and Diversity at work, I suggest you go look those words up.[/quote]   And I suggest you do a search on "Canary Angel" and a certain "Darren Huckerby". Wrong! Next!

[quote user="valiant"]lol basically you don''t like the idea of women knowing more then you do about football[/quote]   Homemaking is plenty enough for their pretty little heads.

[quote user="I am a Banana"] I have loads of mates who go to the footy who are women, and they often notice some things that I don''t and after thinking about them, they are really good ideas!! [/quote] That''s because you''re busy watching the football.

[quote user="Jimmy Smith"]you really need to get laid![/quote] Why? Do you think I am an egg?

[quote user="Sir Arthur Whittle OBE CBE OAP"] So pinkuners like City Angel etc should be banned eh? Well ill tell you this, i get more intelligent conversation out of the women on this board than you!!! What about the legend that is Lilly Kemp??? What do you think of her? I bet she knows 1,000000,000000000,000 times more than you you prat. Whats your problem? Been dumped or something? [/quote] Sorry but I don''t have conversations with the BNP. Are your mates out of jail yet, Whittle?

[quote user="Rum ol boy"]lol, In all honesty, women know more about football than you give them credit for. My mom was a season ticket holder for years and can teach me a thing or two![/quote]   I don''t recall her tenure as England Manager?

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="Rock the Boat"] Personally I would ban them. Whenever they go to a game they always wittering on about a players appearance, they never take an interest in the footie. It''s the same on this message board - all full of hot air and shrill posts saying nothing. Now football is a man''s game and a woman''s place is to make the tea and iron the scarves. Can''t Web Team Pete create a sub-forum for the ladies to post in and leave the real stuff to us men?   I''m no reactionary - I don''t call for the wimmin to be banned, (well I do but Pete is a wimp) but just let them go and talk about Darren Huckerby''s good looks somewhere else, ok.? Having said that, I do think they should be busying themselves making the dinner and doing the laundry, or whatever it is they do; not hanging around football web sites, right? [/quote]   What a load of old tosh [/quote]   C''mon Way you probably think a little shimmy is a ladder in your tights.

[quote user="Marty"]sounds like someone''s eating a "meal for one" again tonight![/quote]   Yes. She eats hers in the kitchen where she belongs.

Still, it''s a very good three points for us today. Should be in the top 6 at least.

[quote user="Ren"] I actually think they will not be far out in the end. Our fans have such short memories.  Remember Gunn''s last six games!  Clueless!     [/quote]   Gunn (his team) is undefeated in his (its) last six games, What planet have you been living on?  

Give it a rest Whittle

Excellent suggestions

Not the same writer as previously, I''d wager. This guy doesn''t have the wit and punch of the other guy.

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"] Lord Norwich, I have an opinion, yes, everyone has, they are like bumholes, everyone has one.  Don''t like it, then don''t read it. And FYI I don''t do bu****it, I tell it how it is, sometimes that may offend, but hell mostly it''s respected. Thank you, good afternoon [:)] [/quote]   Don''t do bu****it, my ar$e! You WAY were the one who started that ridiculous ''I''ve got a secret'' rumour just a couple of weeks ago, and collared that great buffoon First Wizard to join your little cabal. Why did you do it? Because you hunger for respect on this forum and want to play with the big hitters. So you think you have respect? You gotta be kidding, girl. You follow posters around like a lost lamb trying to find its way home. Fact is WAY, this secret rumour thread and all the bu****it that came with it proves you are nothing but a TROLL.  

[quote user="BA"][quote user="CANARYCHARGE"]just as a question, i saw a winners medal from the 1985 milk cup..... he wanted £40...... advice whether this was a good price, im unsure whether to purchase?? [/quote] A grand of anyone''s money.... even the club would pay that for it. [/quote] About the only silverware they''re likely to own in the next ten years.