Crawley Prediction

[Voice of Monkey Island 0]

My prediction is ... That the Snakepit will, as normal for cup games, be deserted. Far from the diehards they alre portrayed as, we all know their league game only plastics at heart.

[Herman 11,136]

For goodness sake Wavy, not very deep under cover......

[Mr Jenkins 0]

Putting on a pair of plastic glasses and a big nose just aint goin to do it no more!

[Voice of Monkey Island 0]

Will you be there Jenkins?

[GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary 2,035]

Becchio hattrick in a 3-4 defeat....

[Katie Borkins 1]

Delia picks the team, Fry referees, MWJ has the physio bag and freeze spray.

[Voice of Monkey Island 0]

Jenkins looks up at the Liverpool poster on his wall, a tear running down his cheek. The game''s up, the cat''s out of the bag, the fact that he has been living a lie is cruelly exposed for all to see. Poor old Plastic Jenkins ..