Kidderminster Canary 0 Posted July 6, 2012 I went to a wedding in Ipswich yesterday, 2 things struck me as strange !1. Both the Brides and the Grooms family sat on the same side of the church2. The groom seemed to take an age to put the ring on the brides finger, he kept hovering from one to the otherfunny lot down therehttp://services.pinkun.com/forums/pinkun/cs/emoticons/emotion-5.gif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,554 Posted July 6, 2012 After the wedding reception they went to the hotel for the night. She changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with me; I''m a virgin."At this the groom bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened."Son, you done right," says his dad. "If she weren''t good enough for her own family, she ain''t good enough for ours." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,765 Posted July 6, 2012 [quote user="Kidderminster Canary"]I went to a wedding in Ipswich yesterday, 2 things struck me as strange ! 1. Both the Brides and the Grooms family sat on the same side of the church [/quote]It was probably because the bride and groom were brother and sister.[:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Groom to Bride: ''If I''d known I was marrying a virgin I would have taken more time.Bride to Groom: ''If I''d known you had more time I would have taken my tights off!'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kidderminster Canary 0 Posted July 6, 2012 [quote user="nutty nigel"]After the wedding reception they went to the hotel for the night. She changes into a sexy nightgown, lies on the bed, and says, "Be gentle with me; I''m a virgin."At this the groom bursts into tears, pulls on his clothes, jumps into his pickup truck, and drives home. He tells his father what happened."Son, you done right," says his dad. "If she weren''t good enough for her own family, she ain''t good enough for ours."Â Â [/quote]Nutty, I like your reply more than my starter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratton canary 134 Posted July 6, 2012 Which finger did he put the ring on again, 1,2,3,4,5,6? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Agatha Christie had it right when she said, "Why Didn''t They Ask Evans?" The answer is, of course, that he never shows up for events in Ipswich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Number 9 0 Posted July 6, 2012 She looks at the groom and says " my dads got a bigger one than that, and my brother, and my uncle, and my mum" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites