YankeeCanary 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Interview Team: Neil Doncaster and Dave Stronger ( Stringer wasn''t enough )Interview Team: "Why do you think you are particularly qualified for this position?"1st Candidate: "I''m a legend. I bleed yellow and green. I know how to stop goals being scored against the team. I only have one problem. I don''t own a suit. I had to borrow the one I wore on Saturday from my brother-in-law. Can I have a raise?"Interview Team: Thank you. We''ll be in touch.****************************************************Interview Team: "Why do you think you are particularly qualified for this position?"2nd Candidate: "I know how to stick the knife into the fans without them feeling they''ve been annoyed."Interview Team: "Thank you. We''ll be in touch."****************************************************Interview Team: Neil: "This is tough work Dave. Shall we take a tea break?" ( slurp..slurp )Interview Team: "Why do you think you are particularly qualified for this position?"3rd Candidate: "You still need someone who has had the Premiership experience. You know you do. You just know you do. It''s where you want to go. You know I love this club. I didn''t want to leave in the first place. I can get the Scotsman for you as well. He''s been here before. He didn''t want to leave in the first place. I''ll never leave again, at least not unless something better turns up."Interview Team: "We''ll be in touch."***************************************************Interview Team: "Why do you think you are particularly qualified for this position?"4th Candidate: "De hater meg i Norge. Jeg trenger en ny start." Interview Tteam: "What?"4th Candidate: "Do you pay in Euros?"Interview Team: "We''ll be in touch."***************************************************Inetrview Team: Dave: "Will you call Worthy directly or would you like me to do it?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted January 20, 2009 Yankee, you are scaring me, have you bugged the interview room? I understand you are ex CIA. Please reveal all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie Farlie 0 Posted January 20, 2009 Yankee , laughed my socks off this morning , excellent !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted January 20, 2009 I''m probably being thick here but who is the "second candidate"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman Jim 0 Posted January 20, 2009 Nice one Yankee ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="Delia S. Tickers"]I''m probably being thick here but who is the "second candidate"?[/quote]Delia, I''m sorry if you, in particular, spent any amount of your precious time trying to ascertain who the second candidate was. The second was simply a "placebo" to ensure your thought process was normal. A lot of posters don''t have that luxury you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 547 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="Tony Powells Redundant Tackle...."]Yankee , laughed my socks off this morning , excellent !!!![/quote]No doubt the sort of person who is amused for hours by a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pak mei 0 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="crafty canary"][quote user="Tony Powells Redundant Tackle...."]Yankee , laughed my socks off this morning , excellent !!!![/quote]No doubt the sort of person who is amused for hours by a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides![/quote]now that made me laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0 Posted January 23, 2009 [quote user="foggo7"][quote user="crafty canary"][quote user="Tony Powells Redundant Tackle...."]Yankee , laughed my socks off this morning , excellent !!!![/quote]No doubt the sort of person who is amused for hours by a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides![/quote]now that made me laugh[/quote]Good one Crafty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted January 23, 2009 [quote user="Canary Nut"][quote user="foggo7"][quote user="crafty canary"] [quote user="Tony Powells Redundant Tackle...."]Yankee , laughed my socks off this morning , excellent !!!![/quote]No doubt the sort of person who is amused for hours by a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides![/quote]now that made me laugh[/quote]Good one Crafty.[/quote]Well, well, well........father and son wants Yankee to speak to them. How are you two coping with the credit crunch? Are you sharing a burger? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paul moy 235 Posted January 24, 2009 A great post, YankeeCanary !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 547 Posted January 31, 2009 [quote user="YankeeCanary"][quote user="Canary Nut"][quote user="foggo7"][quote user="crafty canary"] [quote user="Tony Powells Redundant Tackle...."]Yankee , laughed my socks off this morning , excellent !!!![/quote]No doubt the sort of person who is amused for hours by a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides![/quote]now that made me laugh[/quote]Good one Crafty.[/quote]Well, well, well........father and son wants Yankee to speak to them. How are you two coping with the credit crunch? Are you sharing a burger?[/quote]What on earth makes you think that i would eat junk food. I''m not a grossly obese Yank. Another clever post from the George Dubya Bush of intelligent posters!! I must stop ''misunderestimating you''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
