Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted September 26, 2008 I was in a shop the other day and the man behind the counter asked me ''are you a leg or a breast man sir''. I replied by saying that I was particularly fond of shaved lady gardens. The man behind the counter politely informed me that this wasnt an option when ordering a KFC bargain bucket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted September 26, 2008 I don''t get it. Wrong Forum as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted September 26, 2008 [quote user="Carlos Valderrama"]I was in a shop the other day and the man behind the counter asked me ''are you a leg or a breast man sir''. I replied by saying that I was particularly fond of shaved lady gardens. The man behind the counter politely informed me that this wasnt an option when ordering a KFC bargain bucket.[/quote]ROFL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barclay seats 4849 0 Posted September 26, 2008 F*****G brilliant......so good I just called my wife through to show her that ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMF 1,010 Posted September 26, 2008 Cracked me up too [;)] [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted September 26, 2008 Could one of you explain it to Nostradamus then please.Nos, I would have like to use fanny instead of lady garden but there might be children looking.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Bump 0 Posted September 26, 2008 As soon as I read ''breast or leg'' I knew what lines it was going along.. If I hadn''t heard of something similar before I may have laughed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted September 26, 2008 Made me laugh, thought I would share with those who hadnt heard it before. Admit it though, it made you chuckle, even it was just a little bit....Anyone else got any decent gags they would like to share. Not much football to write home about so we may as well keep ourselves amused in other ways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted September 27, 2008 I don''t get it. - NostradamusWith a face like yours, that is no surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Ink 0 Posted September 27, 2008 On the subject of KFC, why is going to KFC like making love to your lady? Start with a bit of thigh, have a bit of breast, then put your bone into the greasy box! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted September 27, 2008 Big Dave - That would have sounded much better told in a Swiss Tony stylee.....Good un tho... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWP = Poor Mans Ruel Fox!! 0 Posted September 27, 2008 [quote user="Nostradamus"]I don''t get it. Wrong Forum as well.[/quote]Why am I not surprised by this. Humourless? Never! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted September 27, 2008 The ability to have a laugh at yourself via a bit of irony is lost on this Forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted September 27, 2008 Thats because we are all thick. What does Irony mean? I always thought it was something my missus did.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
