Chocolatebuttons 0 Posted August 15, 2008 Can you kick a ball at least 30cm? if yes you can apply. Salary 400 a week, plus bonuses of winning 100000(it wont happen) bonuse of winning league 9999999999999(never going to happen) Needed urgently. Need to be good with little people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfcstar 291 Posted August 15, 2008 I''m in, do I win?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolatebuttons 0 Posted August 15, 2008 looks like u are our new target man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boba Fett 0 Posted August 15, 2008 Dear Mr Doomcaster.My name is John and am 33 years old and from Wales i saw your ad and thought it might be right up my street. Could you send me more details of this job including details of the 10 nearest bars/takeaways and nightclubs near the ground. I have always dreamed of working closly with Delia Smith.Regards JH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolatebuttons 0 Posted August 15, 2008 just turn up at his door step, you will be unveiled as our new signing shortly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Wall Of Tettey 0 Posted August 15, 2008 My name is gary dohertyi am just over 6ft with a littly bit of ginger hair.i have scored about 10 goals in 300 league games Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
absyNCFC 0 Posted August 15, 2008 [quote user="FozzyFan"]My name is gary dohertyi am just over 6ft with a littly bit of ginger hair.i have scored about 10 goals in 300 league games [/quote]hahahahahaha Put me in gaffer...ill do a job. AND ill play for free if needs be lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan Easter 0 Posted August 15, 2008 I am 6''1 I am a big target man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boba Fett 0 Posted August 15, 2008 Mr DoomcasterIf you would like me to play tomorrow please let me know asap as i would need to train all night in prince of wales road to prepare to fully for the game.PS Same terms as last season??PPS I really need the beer moneyRegardsJH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scooby 0 Posted August 15, 2008 [quote user="Chocolatebuttons"]Can you kick a ball at least 30cm? if yes you can apply. Salary 400 a week, plus bonuses of winning 100000(it wont happen) bonuse of winning league 9999999999999(never going to happen) Needed urgently. Need to be good with little people.[/quote]Hello, I would like pleesh to apply for de job.I am a ferry good footballer. I haf scored many many goalsh for many many clubsh, in fact over 200.I haf scored 70 goalsh for your champions Chelski in about 140 gamesh sho you can see I am good no?I have scored goals for my beloved country too sho I musht be very good no?De bad noosh is I played for a team somewhere called Wayels?? They were crap and would not gif me de ball.Sho now I want a noo team, pleesh can you help.Yoursh, JimmyJ F Hasselbank xxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolatebuttons 0 Posted August 15, 2008 hahahaaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
