Defective and dangerous love eggs

[Naturalcynic 685]

Just in case anyone on here uses these, have no fear as apparently they can be returned for a full refund. 😂

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23856004.norfolk-trading-standards-warning-divine-toy-recalled/

[littleyellowbirdie 2,614]

6 minutes ago, Naturalcynic said:

Just in case anyone on here uses these, have no fear as apparently they can be returned for a full refund. 😂

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23856004.norfolk-trading-standards-warning-divine-toy-recalled/

I wonder if they got the idea from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

 

[Nuff Said 5,254]

Anybody else raise a Frankie Howard-style eyebrow at this? “The toy may warm up if the batteries are incorrectly placed.”

[KiwiScot 1,491]

4 hours ago, Nuff Said said:

Anybody else raise a Frankie Howard-style eyebrow at this? “The toy may warm up if the batteries are incorrectly placed.”

My first thought at the thread title was along of the lines of this is why you always wear a condom.

[NFN FC 1,123]

I thought it was the curry I ate last night! This explains a lot

[Nik Vawn 164]

whats a love egg?