Somerset Canary

Yes that is a fake account. Grant Holt was on twitter (holty1981) but is no longer on it. The only players on twitter within the current playing squad is James Vaughan and Elliott Bennett

I am certain it is a real account.

If we do sign this lad, I reckon he''ll be our best signing of the summer. Whilst on loan at Yeovil during the 09/10 season was by far the best player of the season (winning every player of the year award), all at the age of 17. He was booked on just 1 occasion which for a central defender is very impressive. You can ask anyone in Yeovil and they will say he is a future England International...HE REALLY IS THAT GOOD! Brilliant signing if you ask me. Fingers crossed

Anyone else feel these 5 have a very bright future in the film industry? Grant Holt would mke a great James Bond! "The names Holt, Grant Holt"

Marcus Hahnemann & David Jones both released by Wolves would be very good additions in my opinion.

Just seen a new sky advert promoting the year ahead. This obviously included the new premiership and npower leagues. However, during the part where they promoted the new npower football league season, they show a clip of Grant Holt kissing his arm tattoo to the camera. Now, these small things don''t normally bug me, but why were we not part of the bit promoting the new premier league season!? I know it''s a bit of a petty issue, but still very frustrating that were still not recognised as a premier league team. I know the npower league season isn''t over yet, so I don''t mind remaining is the championship section of BBC sport for example, but if your promoting NEXT season, we should be in the Prem bit!

Not sure if this has been mentioned but a few points to make... 1. If Cardiff do lose (which looks 99.9% at the moment), we''re garunteed to be 2nd come Saturday, even if we lose tonight. 2. How will Cardiff react to this humiliation. Fair play to them if they pick themselves up and beat Burnley on Saturday. Whatever happens tonight, we''ve done ourselves proud this year!

Haha

Dont know if its been posted but David McNally has just said on his twitter to expect news regarding the new kit over the next couple of weeks.

I''m @gushopgood93. I''m more than happy to follow you guys, in fact ill do it now

Right here''s the final XI. Suggestions dryed up so had to add a few of my own. Here we go....                                                                 John Muddy   Alan Mutton                    Pony Adams                   Carlton Farmer              Danny Pigginbotom                                                               Lee Cattlemole      Ray ''milking'' Parlour                                                                            Gareth ''hay'' Bale                                                            Wes Moolahan                                    Demba Baaaaaaaa            Teddy ''sheep'' Shearingham   Craig CowBellamy just misses out.   Manager is of course Paul Lambert   Chairman - Barry Sty   Stadium - Mahayski   Team Name - Blackbarn Rovers   Thanks for your help people!

Danny Pigginbotom Djini Tractore Carlton Farmer Lee Cattlemole Barry Sty for Chairman. Cmon people, let''s be really creative!

Lee Barnyard

Keep them coming! Paulo Lambchope

Just to reiterate. Changes don''t have to be made if something is added to it. It just can''t be a players name with no change. Sorry for any confusion.

Keep them coming people! Getting some crackers now! Deadline in 7.30pm and I''ll work out first XI, subs bench, manager, team name and maybe even stadium if we get some suggestions. Well done!

[quote user="Phyxius"]Teddy ''sheep'' SHEARINGham[/quote] Good but Alan ''sheep'' Shearer has a better ring to it.

Right new rule. There has to be a change in the name...so although very good, West HAM united and David FOX for example are not allowed. However, Paul LAMBert is.

Blackbarn Rovers is gonna take some beating but still got about 4 hrs so keep on suggesting!

Before anyone suggests the manager name, it is already Paul LAMBert. High Five CharlieFarlie!

sorry, probably didnt make it very clear. It dosn''t just have to be norwich players and the team name needs to be based on a real team. For example, the goalkeeper could be Hens Lehmann...although John Muddy is very good.

Right, as tonights game is often referred to as the Old Farm derby, I thought we would have a bit if fun and create a FarmXI of footballers. We need footballers, the manager and a team name and using your suggestions I will create a starting XI and post it before kick off. Any suggestions would be most welcome. Right I''ll kick it off...Wesley MOOlahan

Does anyone know if tickets are still available for this game. Worth a try?

Just looked on wiki and saw he was 6ft 2''. Did not realise he was so tall. I do wonder if wilbraham''s injury is worse than we all think and Vokes has been brought in to replace him?

Was just about to post the same thing but you beat me to it. Does look promising though dosn''t it. Don''t think anyone will join today, thats for sure.