The Huckerby Delusion

Why not aim higher? for the low low price of just £835 per fan we could have Andrei Arshavin.Jimmy Bullard is a steal at just £166 pounds each, or why not try our deluxe "goalkeeper plus" package where just £1250 each could bag us Gigi Buffon**wages of £200,000p/w not included

[quote user="John Boubepo"]He''s only 10% match fit so only jumping at 10% of his jumping ability, I have no doubt if he can stay injury free until March/April he will be jumping 40 feet or more[/quote]Is it possible that carl cort used the same knee surgeon as steve austin?

[quote user="Dr. Bunsen"]dull [/quote]I don''t know about that, watching that Charlton lad fall on his arse at half time was pretty entertaining!

I agree, however yet again I think he played one slightly positve ball the whole time he was on the pitch, so you can understand why he''s not everyones favourite. imo maybe he''s another player that just needs to feel that the crowd adore him?

A couple of good touches i thought today, gave the ball away needlessly in injury time i thought though. should be able to cover alot of ground, his legs look long enough to get him from carra to newcastle in about 6 strides!

For me it was like watching a late night movie on 5: pretty in places, no penatration but still a happy ending! :P

I DONT KNOW WHY WE''RE SHOUTING!!!

Just to preface this post, I am not anti-Roeder at all, HOWEVER... In recent years it seems Norwich city managers have had a reluctance to use the subs bench effectivly, I remember watching some of Worthy''s games and screaming for a change to be made, a change that duly appeared with about 3 minutes left on the clock.Tonight, however well we were playing you still got the feeling that something needed to change, I think it was just one of those nights for Lita imparticular. Roeders big mantra for his players seems to be that if you dont buy a lottery ticket you dont win, surely a 15/20 min gamble on Lupoli tonight might have released those big money balls??

Thanks all! I don''t know how much space that there will be but IMO football education is vital early on in life, this will certainly help his development, plus I think it''ll be less depressing if I include some of these along with some past legends, rather that than Ian Murray and Swansea last week!

[quote user="jay kay"]i do adore hillsborough, i quite like barnsley as well, dont quite know why. [/quote]I rather like barnsley aswell, I think It''s something to do with being there on the day they got relegated a few years back

My nephew is an avid city fan (something which causes me great pride as his dad is a West Ham fan) and all he wants for xmas is one of those merlin/panini sticker book things about Norwich. Being something of a graphic designer I''m going to design one for him and get it printed off.I''m planning including a section on Classic Cty matches, such as the Bayern game in ''93, the Man U game in ''05 and so on and was wondering which classic city matches you think are worthy of inclusion?

Not as easy as you think? He needs to get to grips with it quick because Norwich are sinking. From the sounds of it at least O.K played decent enough tonight, but where are the goals gonna come from?!?

Sorry guys, girls and others, but it''s over.I just don''t think we''ll win the league this year....Guess we will just have to settle for a top 6 finish then [;)]Oh and if anybody coming back from the game tonight feels like swinging round Home Park way, could they kindly ask Sturrock If we could have our players back? we seem to have taken the wrong set back to norfolk for the last 4 games!

[quote user="Fellas"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="Fellas"]Oh don''t worry about the fans taking their anger out on Fozzy. They just boo scape-goat Cureton instead...[/quote]   There always has to be a scapegoat.  If I was going to boo tonight it would have been the whole team not just one player, but as it goes I don''t boo as I don''t think it helps with confidence. Poor ole'' Jamie, at least the bandage made him 6 inches taller, hey maybe that was the plan, bandage him so he''s taller lol [:)] [/quote]That darn bandage didn''t help us one bit. They all thought he was Sibierski and kept pumping it to him.... [/quote]I just think its funny that every time I see him he looks more and more like a smurf. the head gear was class,

[quote user="rocky marshall"]Seemed like we played an awful lot of ''direct'' balls towards The Frenchman tonight. Much different to the passing game to get forward against Brum.[/quote]Thats where my frustration comes from, that fact that they played some superb footie against Brum, then tonight were absolute no shows.

[quote user="A steaming pile of Efan Ekoku"]this to me looks like a classic case of people trying to pin the blame of tonight''s performance on an individualit was just an all-round poor display from the whole team, it happens. [/quote]On the whole I agree, every player in the team must share the blame for tonight. However I don''t feel Fozzy performs at anywhere near an acceptable level to be a first team regular, let alone captain.I think this reaction is the culmination of some very average performances.But still overall I think we''ll be alright this season, we just need to get that first win at home against Sheff U!

My problem is that he seems unable to pass the ball any other direction than backwards. I thought he was appaling tonight. It''s bad enough that at best he seems to be an average player but he also seems incapable of raising the teams performance. We needed Fozzy to be Churchill tonight, instead we got Gordon Brown.

[quote user="SnakepitTopWizard"]Who looks the happiest and unhappiest in the squad photos? Unhappiest goes to Croft. Happiest goes to Russell or Clingan! [/quote]Fozzy is the one that cracks me up, with his slighty raised eyebrow. "ye wan me te say what?"

Charlton 10 Ipsiwch 0, be worth it for comdey value, only if Darren Ambrose and Matt Holland bag 4 each

Maybe they were both sent off to morrisons to fetch a long weight and a tin of tartan paint.

Where''s Lappin? I know we want rid, but unless he''s off talking to another club it seems a bit harsh to keep him out of the photo all together. You think they all lied about what they were doing today? Lappin - "All right Chadders, Fancy going to the movies as we''ve got the day off?"Chadwick - "errr, I''ve got to wash the cat, sorry"And is it possible for the front row to get anymore ugly?

1.First game in which fans chant Hucks name? Dare I say Plymouth away? [:S] more likley to be Brum at home if we''re losing. 2.First game in which fans boo Patty? The way it''s going for him, Blackpool 3.First game in which Roeder stays sitting up in the stand for the full 90mins? Never gonna happen! 4.First pen missed? Tough one, Jamie against Derby. 5.First opposition player heckled at Carrow road? Marcus Bent maybe? How about how many games till we score a free kick?

Walking man. I''d love to get Brum in the final again, maybe get Iwan back for old times sake I''m sure he''d grab a goal in extra time!

[quote user="ncfcstar"]Going to make a prediction, Huckerby Delusion?[/quote]Seems only fair.1. Fozzy gets the first booking2.First player to get sent off will be Rusty3.Top goal scorer Lupoli with 184.Hat-trick heroes. Who, how many times and when (if your feeling very brave!) 2 Cureton against Doncaster and I''d love it if he picks up one against the Scum5. I think he''s gonna have a good spell with us but, Kennedy gets the first OG against cardiff6. Player of the season. going out on a limb, Clingan7. First player out the door in January. Fatty Matty8. Play off final Sheff U 1 : 2 Reading

Just for a bit of a laugh was wondering about getting some slightly different predictions of everybody.1. First player to get booked.2.First player to get sent off. (am assuming that both of these will be against coventry now the D''Urso has got the whistle)3.Top goal scorer (anybody who wants to guess at how many he''ll score feel free)4.Hat-trick heroes. Who, how many times and when (if your feeling very brave!)5. The first own goal of the season.6. Player of the season.7. First player out the door in January.8. Which teams will be in the playoff final, and what will the final score be?At the end of the season, the poster with the most correct/lucky guesses will win something that money cant buy.Respect!