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Enough of all these imposters,and their lack of sympathy for me with my long term medical problem.I have now officially been diagnosed as having a Priapism,or at least the gaffer says I play like one.[see chambers english dictionary page1158 for details]I AM THE REAL MARK RIVERS!!

just thought i''d post an alternative list of pubs near to the ground the CLARENCE,KINGSWAY,PINEAPPLE,JOLLY MALSTERS,JOLLY BUTCHERS,PHEASANT COCK,NEW INN &THE LAME DOG.....I havn''t been out recently!

The only problem with Kenton when we had him was you never knew which head he had on .when he was in the mood he was unstoppable....the other head ..Mr. idle b***er,pehaps now with hopefully a more mature atitude and the motivational skills of NW i don''t know, but i wouldn''t mind finding out!at the right price and wages, sign him.

du yew think thart we al orta rite in narfook, that''ll starp ull them there furriners teckin part in this there farum an we can all mardle away without blasted furriners tekkin part! we gart a morbile fone now in ar willage the G.P.O hev mooved it up the enda the rood!

I just put the 1st letter of my favourite players on the shirt Svenson,Huckerby,Abbey Gallacher.....I get lots of strange looks!!

A thought provoking analysis of available players,many of which I would love to see in the green and yellow,but TIGHTARSE BUMBLE!Come on get real tell me you put that one in to provoke replies!Have you watched him in the black and white too many dodgey free kicks on the edge of the box too many aimless hoofs up the pitch in all just too much Mr.Bramble ...no thanks...not at any price

damn & dash it,bloody colonials stirring up the old pot,what!!I have a strange feeling that the embittered yank is probably a crack dealer living in an inner city project who''s smoked to much of his merchandise!!DD I really wouldn''t worry about him ,the phrase plot and lost spring to mind. go back on the cheeseboard link...much more like reality!

Hi TJ had a word withh jerry...it is secondary employment,but can you put him down for 6 to wear at the morning meetings in cheeseboard room!!

Sorry you are obviously incurable 3 words spring to mind ,lazy,lazy ,& lazy, none productive employees in the real world get the poke....need i say more!

i can confirm due his usual terrible organisational standards that mr.cheeseboard is on holiday but normal service will be resumed in the premiership!!

sorry colin[cheesy] i''m replying to my own messages!too much wolf golden jackal[is that possible]??

i don''t wish to come between father and son but sorry martin your dad has never exhibited any signs of ever having walked on the same street as sanity!!cirrosis yes, sanity never, long live the cheeseboard!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry carly there is no question as to yor dads sanity....mad as a box of frogs!thats why we like him so much..he fits in well at work!the question''why cheeseboard''....who cares!when drunken men meet they shall shout..CHEESEBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo cheesy!! nice to see all that training at work on the computer has come to fruition and no spilling mistocks!have you been going to night school or are you detailed education now!!

Tut,tut Mr. CHEESEBOARD & TJ does the phrase secondary employment ring any bells I think the selling of foam cheeseheads & tee-shirts falls within this category,don''t call me no-legs just mr.10% and i''ll sell one to jerry!![we know who i mean]!!

this site has been infiltrated!it is well known to myself and the right honorable lord cheeseboard of edam that colin matthews[statto]to his mates is actually a SOUTHAMPTON fan, site administrator be aware

almost 50 martin!! i''m sure i saw you shouting"Give it to Varco"at the nest

I wish to publicly apologise to Colin Emms[mr. cheesboard] for calling him inebriated on this site....he''s never that sober!!for all those who know him from the river end i''d like you to know he''s just as daft at work!!I''m thinking about setting up a competition[with prizes] to the 1st person who can guess what mr.cheeseboard does for a living.to help he is not a holiday rep for the Wendsleydale tourist board!!

i work with cheeseboardman[colin emms] you can''t afford to get on with him,he''s not animated he''s INEBRIATED!!Please someone at the club give him his cheeseboard back.