Simple Jack 0 Posted February 21, 2014 Now on the club site, new requirements for entry to the Snake PitQ1. Do you intend to wear a fake Stone Island jacket and matching baseball cap?Answer:No - entry refusedYes - proceed to question 2Q2. Have you ever thrown your season ticket at Bryan Gunn whilst falling over in a comical fashion dressed from head to toe in fake Burberry?Answer:No - entry refusedYes - proceed to question 3Q3. Do you agree with the following statement? "I''m only interested in seeing big teams and would definitely not turn up for cup matches against lower league opposition".No - entry denied, try the Barclay StandYes - entry permitted! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted February 21, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UECheck out the video, Biggie Smalls vs Thomas the Tank Engine. Legit was crying with laughter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MancCanary 0 Posted February 21, 2014 To be fair, that is pretty funny coming from an Ipswich fan spending their time on winding up Norwich fans on their own boards! I get it now, very good. You really had me convinced you were a very yokel Norwich fan during your first few posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,023 Posted February 21, 2014 New Entry Requirements for Portman Rd - Make the mistake of walking past on match day and you will be thrown in....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Simple Jack 0 Posted February 22, 2014 A you an obese season-ticket-slinging chav? The Plastic Snake Pit needs you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,765 Posted February 22, 2014 So where do you actually sit then Jack?You have ruled out three parts of the stadium that don''t meet your high standards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie Strayshun 0 Posted February 22, 2014 [quote user="Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB"]New Entry Requirements for Portman Rd - Make the mistake of walking past on match day and you will be thrown in.......[/quote]Young Johnny''s 8th birthday was fast approaching.His Grandad asked him what he wanted for his present. "I''d like a computer game" said Johnny. So Grandad bought him a Wii.His Uncle asked him the same question. "I''d like some trainers" said Johnny. So his uncle bought him a pair of the latest Nike .His Dad also asked Johnny the same question. "I''d like a cowboy outfit". So his Dad bought him Ipswich Town FC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
