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Now on the club site, new requirements for entry to the Snake Pit

Q1. Do you intend to wear a fake Stone Island jacket and matching baseball cap?

Answer:

No - entry refused

Yes - proceed to question 2

Q2. Have you ever thrown your season ticket at Bryan Gunn whilst falling over in a comical fashion dressed from head to toe in fake Burberry?

Answer:

No - entry refused

Yes - proceed to question 3

Q3. Do you agree with the following statement? "I''m only interested in seeing big teams and would definitely not turn up for cup matches against lower league opposition".

No - entry denied, try the Barclay Stand

Yes - entry permitted!

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To be fair, that is pretty funny coming from an Ipswich fan spending their time on winding up Norwich fans on their own boards! I get it now, very good. You really had me convinced you were a very yokel Norwich fan during your first few posts.

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So where do you actually sit then Jack?You have ruled out three parts of the stadium that don''t meet your high standards.

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[quote user="Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB"]New Entry Requirements for Portman Rd - Make the mistake of walking past on match day and you will be thrown in.......[/quote]Young Johnny''s 8th birthday was fast approaching.His Grandad asked him what he wanted for his present. "I''d like a computer game" said Johnny. So Grandad bought him a Wii.His Uncle asked him the same question. "I''d like some trainers" said Johnny. So his uncle bought him a pair of the latest Nike .His Dad also asked Johnny the same question. "I''d like a cowboy outfit". So his Dad bought him Ipswich Town FC.

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