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Bobby Zamora 180 apps (inc sub) 83 goals .46 per game (prolific at championship level)

Leon 231 apps (inc sub) 71 goals .3 per game (only 17 goals at championship level or above)

Ashton 158 apps (inc sub) 61 goals. .38 per game (prolific at championship level)

Lies damn lies and statistics eh ?

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And the song would be good too !

Bobby Zamora, Bobby Zamora la la la la la la la !

al la la cucaracha (if you know what I mean like on speedy gonzalez) ok i''ll get my coat

 

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Good stats there, make interesting reading.

Didnt West Ham have a song for him that went something like "He came from White Hart Lane, he''s better than Jermaine, Zamora, oh oh oh, Zamora, oh oh oh"

 

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How many of Zamoras goals were at championship level? From memory I thought he had 1 half decent season in div 1 with The gulls but most were scored in the 2 season s he had at Brighton before they got promoted? He was prolific but has not been so for a couple of seasons - at least Ashton is in form now.

OTBC

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The song is clearly ''thats Zamora!'' to the tune of its amore; I do not know the words used at previous clubs but if he came here:

when he gets near the goal

It is sure to lift your soul

Thats Zamoooooora

Cos the lad''s bound to score,

more and more, goals galore -

he''s sublime!

sorry

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I went to the pre-season friendly against the Posh and there was a song sung about David Bentley that night that never took off.

To the tune of "Papa''s Got a Brand New Pigbag" it went...

Duh duh der duh... David Bentley

Duh duh der duh... David Bentley!

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[quote]Bobby Zamora 180 apps (inc sub) 83 goals .46 per game (prolific at championship level) Leon 231 apps (inc sub) 71 goals .3 per game (only 17 goals at championship level or above) Ashton 158 apps (in...[/quote]

To Deliah,

Why why Zamora?

Make the rest up!, because I can''t be bothered! 

The guys is no better than what we''ve got, in fact he''s worse.

Hell, why not bring back Mark Rivers, if this is the best we can do.

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