First and only song i will ever post - Zak Whitbread

[ncfcfaithful 0]

To the tune of my ol mans a dustmanDaniellle Lloyd''s a slapper, she gives footballers headand when she shags O''Hara, she thinks of Zak Whitbread2nd verse not as good in my opinionOld Teddy Sheringham, used to share her bedbut she told him to fuck off cos he isn''t Zak Whitbread.repeat first verse over and over. I think it''s quite good even if i do say so myself

[zak123 0]

Funny, but can''t really see people singing it.

[ncfcfaithful 0]

True I don''t really expect it to catch on.We do tend to struggle with anything that isn''t OTBC

[jed exodous 0]

Is he Doinking her at the moment?  Dont see the relevence of DL in the song, or is it just to rhyme?

 

Sorry mate, good effort and it would work for some player somewhere, but ''am ooooot''

[ncfcfaithful 0]

she''s engaged to O''Hara.  Thanks for your feedback anyway

[norfolkchance1 0]

How about just singing "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen for him

[Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0]

[quote user="norfolkchance1"]How about just singing "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen for him[/quote]*like*

[banburygreen 0]

Going on with your Spurs theme I remember being with 1000''s of Spurs fans at Birmingham whilst they sang that song to David Ginola but to the words:

 

Posh Spice is a Slapper

And She Wears a Wondabra

When she''s shagging Beckham

She thinks of G I N O L A

 

seems ironic now that Beckham is training with Spurs!!!

 

[jed exodous 0]

[quote user="banburygreen"]

Going on with your Spurs theme I remember being with 1000''s of Spurs fans at Birmingham whilst they sang that song to David Ginola but to the words:

 

Posh Spice is a Slapper

And She Wears a Wondabra

When she''s shagging Beckham

She thinks of G I N O L A

 

seems ironic now that Beckham is training with Spurs!!!

 

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I''m sure Preston sang that but changed Ginola to Ormorod...