First Wizard 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Why? simply because the nubile young virgin ''fessd'' to me last night after my man servent Igor said, in his own stuttering words, ''they had got it on'' before I did the spell cast.Sadly, a virgin was essential to this type of Hex, and as its Halloween, I can''t get a virgin for love or money at such short notice, the Hex, therefore, is cancelled, so the lads must go it alone now.Blame the lustings of Igor..........not me![:''(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thecanaryfan 0 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Why? simply because the nubile young virgin ''fessd'' to me last night after my man servent Igor said, in his own stuttering words, ''they had got it on'' before I did the spell cast.Sadly, a virgin was essential to this type of Hex, and as its Halloween, I can''t get a virgin for love or money at such short notice, the Hex, therefore, is cancelled, so the lads must go it alone now.Blame the lustings of Igor..........not me![:''(][/quote]Brave move Wizzy, but I think you did the right thing. Burnley are going to pull down our trousers and give us a right spanking tmo. There isnt a hex in the universe that can save us and I think we all know it. [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted October 31, 2008 I think you may be suffering from ''Rossbrand Syndrome'' which is a delusion of grandeur threaded through with sexual innuendo. This ailment usually commences in men in their early 30''s and continues until shock therapy brings them round.Go get some therapy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]I think you may be suffering from ''Rossbrand Syndrome'' which is a delusion of grandeur threaded through with sexual innuendo. This ailment usually commences in men in their early 30''s and continues until shock therapy brings them round.Go get some therapy![/quote]Nah, I''m quite enjoying it actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted October 31, 2008 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZup the pointless post count Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Sorry mate, but it was slightly funny at first and now its just plain boring. Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="Delias Well Behaved Devonshire Dirtbox"]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZup the pointless post count[/quote]So why bother to reply?...........other than to up yours too![:|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="Arthur Whittle"]Sorry mate, but it was slightly funny at first and now its just plain boring. Sorry.[/quote]Don''t be sorry Arthur, it was a fair point mate.I should have put it in the original thread.........maybe the mods could shift this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Bump 0 Posted October 31, 2008 Yay we might win now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivana_rubyatitz 6 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Delias Well Behaved Devonshire Dirtbox"] ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZup the pointless post count[/quote]So why bother to reply?...........other than to up yours too![:|][/quote]Thus far on this thread - Wiz post count +4, sum of human knowledge advanced 0![;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sludge 0 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="Pboro_Canary"][quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Delias Well Behaved Devonshire Dirtbox"] ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZup the pointless post count[/quote]So why bother to reply?...........other than to up yours too![:|][/quote]Thus far on this thread - Wiz post count +4, sum of human knowledge advanced 0![;)][/quote]seems them with high post count = low iq !!!!!!!!![:@] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bring-on-Flecky 1 Posted October 31, 2008 It does beg the question Wiz that if we thrash Burnley are your hexes then redundant?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bring-on-Flecky 1 Posted October 31, 2008 Yay 100 posts it''s only taken me 5 years! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="Bring-on-Flecky"]Yay 100 posts it''s only taken me 5 years![/quote]I guess you simply don''t have much to say..Are you this boring down the pub? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bring-on-Flecky 1 Posted October 31, 2008 [quote user="shyster"][quote user="Bring-on-Flecky"]Yay 100 posts it''s only taken me 5 years![/quote]I guess you simply don''t have much to say..Are you this boring down the pub?[/quote]Possibly. However I didn''t read the posts on here for years as I could be bothered with all the negativity and also most of the gossip is made up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted November 1, 2008 [quote user="Bring-on-Flecky"][quote user="shyster"][quote user="Bring-on-Flecky"]Yay 100 posts it''s only taken me 5 years![/quote]I guess you simply don''t have much to say..Are you this boring down the pub?[/quote]Possibly. However I didn''t read the posts on here for years as I could be bothered with all the negativity and also most of the gossip is made up.[/quote]That''s not what Bryan Gunn said when I popped round to fix his tumble dryer last week. By the way, him and Jamie Cureton were having a chat in the conservatory and discussing some paperwork which had the Colchester crest at the top of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted November 1, 2008 Hex On, Hex Off...[img]http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/11/25/image1075655g.jpg[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted November 1, 2008 [quote user="Mister Chops"]Hex On, Hex Off...[img]http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/11/25/image1075655g.jpg[/img][/quote]Damn it! I laughed, now that was funny Chops![:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
still holding out for new heroes 0 Posted November 1, 2008 Living in Lowestoft your chances of finding a virgin were always slim at best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted November 1, 2008 They''re actually shipped in (or bussed in my case!) from the darkest parts of Norfolk![:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bongo Boy 0 Posted November 1, 2008 I reckon you must have missed one or two virgins when you scoured Lowestoft wizard old mate?....surelyyyy!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
