albyella 0 Posted February 28, 2008 At 00:54 on Wednesday 27th February, an earthquake measuring 5.6 on the Richter scale hit Ipswich, Suffolk causing untold disruption and distress - a. Many were woken well before their giro arrived b. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged c. Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed d. Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Lincoln One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 16 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning." Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos. HOW YOU CAN HELP £2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four £10 can take a family to Felixstowe for the day, where children can play "Guess the grade of oil" on an unspoiled beach 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim PLEASE ACT NOW ! Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we''ll do the rest! If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at your local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton Cards. I can''t take credit for this, but it did make me smile.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Felixfan 53 Posted February 28, 2008 A great laugh, but for the record Felixstowe beaches are perfectly clean - well that is before visitors from Ipswich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smeg 0 Posted February 28, 2008 thats a edited version of the bluetongue - bluetooth ipswich story, still funny though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eastside Canary 0 Posted February 28, 2008 I imagine the grade of oil comment was not about the beaches but rather the stuff in the gent''s hair or he sunscreen protecting them from any hint of a tan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 2 Posted February 28, 2008 I heard that the earthquake in Ipswich did hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of improvements. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Refer them to nutty nigel and Walfy Wright.They can refer them to lots of closet binners on this site.[:@]OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
