The Two Name Limerick Game

[YankeeCanary 0]

I was recently triggered by a two word game that is run weekly as a contest for the readers of the Washington Post. The game basically chooses two names and the readers have to come up with a limerick containing the two rhyming names. Recently, the two names chosen were Lewinsky and Kaczynski ( the Unabomber ). This was the winning entry published unedited in the Washington Post:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown 

What Kaczynski must surely have known

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter

When deciding how best to be blown

So, that''s the game....now let''s add the NCFC flavour. I''ll start with Cluck and Huck:

When players were fired just for spite

This really made Huck quite uptight

The midfield was weak

But turned into a leak

Allowing Cluck to claim he was right 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Freddy H 0]

This is a tough one YC, not many rhyming names at Carra.

Young defender know as Andy Cave-Brown,

Suffered injury that knocked him back down,

On his comeback he said,

"I''ll score two with my head,

Which is one more than striker Chris

Browne".

So I will cheat and just chuck in a couple of limericks that do not have two

rhyming names.

There once was a right back called Drury,

Was made City captain by jury.

Was as slow as your Dad.

Marking corners was bad.

Couldn''t organise piss up in brewery.

The right winger know as Lee Croft,

Wore pink and was said to be soft,

Away fans would just say,

"Are you sure he’s not gay,

Saw him dancing away in The Loft".

Legal Disclaimer:  Please note that the above limericks are not true,

have been completely made up for comedy purposes, and are parodies and not to

be taken seriously.

[ca 1]

There was a young man called Smudge

From his protests he would not budge

Its the board that he blames

For him not going to games

But who is he to be jury and judge

 

 

 

[Huddy 0]

Cureton returned to the city,

many fans said ''oh wat a pity''

he had a good start,

but then fell apart

but bagged a goal v Coventry.

 

or

We had an old boss called Grant

he liked to have a good raaaant,

they came from airdrie,

dont for-get dundee,

but the only good one was Fozzy!

 

 

[Grif 0]

There was an old boy called D-Dub

Who was mostly used as a sub

He took a whack

And broke his back

But remains a big part of the club

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[Huddy 0]

Forgot thge last line rhym, so edited!

[quote user="HUDDY "]

 

We had an old boss called Grant

he liked to have a good raaaant,

they signed  from airdrie,

dont for-get dundee,

but play football...they cant!

 

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[Vern 0]

Remember young Ian Murray

Never done anything in a hurry

Grant thought him a bargain

Glenns got him doing gardening

Back to Scotland soon he will scurry