Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted November 12, 2007 At last....a proper punishment for our over-paid, under-performing, Costa-Del-Carra holiday reps.Infact, why not make it a little bit tougher for them and make them park their nice cars in Cobham while their WAG''s go shopping in Market gates and their kids are forced to eat lots of rock and candy floss before visiting the House of Wax after dark thus keeping our boys up all night.On top of this they should take home a weeks supply of bloaters in their underpants.And if that doesn''t teach them we''ve still got Thetford and Kings Lynn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted November 12, 2007 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]At last....a proper punishment for our over-paid, under-performing, Costa-Del-Carra holiday reps.Infact, why not make it a little bit tougher for them and make them park their nice cars in Cobham while their WAG''s go shopping in Market gates and their kids are forced to eat lots of rock and candy floss before visiting the House of Wax after dark thus keeping our boys up all night.On top of this they should take home a weeks supply of bloaters in their underpants.And if that doesn''t teach them we''ve still got Thetford and Kings Lynn.[/quote]All well and good Hucker, but I don''t see Gorleston on your itinerary.Actually I don''t think you''ve ever been to Gorleston - on sea otherwise you would not be such a rude Hucker.We don''t welcome spoilt slobs, their WAGS (or WABS), or Huckers in our neck of the woods.We''re opposite to your trail. Your hotspots are North and we are South.They''d be welcome to stay under Yarmouth''s Britannia Pier I imagine. Should be right up thier street.Hcuk.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted November 12, 2007 I did try to visit Gorleston once but, of course, it was closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted November 13, 2007 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]I did try to visit Gorleston once but, of course, it was closed.[/quote]Exactly, Hcuk, that''s just the way we like it.Norfolk''s hidden secret.[:)]OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted November 13, 2007 [quote]Exactly, Hcuk, that''s just the way we like it.Norfolk''s hidden secret.[/quote]So Gorleston is the 12 fingered-child chained to the radiator in Norfolks loft, whose lonely sobs are drowned out by the banjo playing of his parents downstairs ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted November 13, 2007 [quote user="blahblahblah"][quote]Exactly, Hcuk, that''s just the way we like it.Norfolk''s hidden secret.[/quote]So Gorleston is the 12 fingered-child chained to the radiator in Norfolks loft, whose lonely sobs are drowned out by the banjo playing of his parents downstairs ?[/quote]No blah, just a nice quiet seaside resort.That''s all.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted November 13, 2007 [quote]No blah, just a nice quiet seaside resort.That''s all.[/quote]And that''s all it needs to be. Just joshing with you old chap. Mind you, in Gorleston, you''re a bit close to, well, how do I put this...them,aren''t you ? [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buncey 1 Posted November 13, 2007 [quote user="blahblahblah"][quote]No blah, just a nice quiet seaside resort.That''s all.[/quote]And that''s all it needs to be. Just joshing with you old chap. Mind you, in Gorleston, you''re a bit close to, well, how do I put this...them,aren''t you ? [:)][/quote]Far from it. We just let the people of hopton, corton and lowestoft negate the effects. Gorleston is a nice, peaceful and pleasant town. Minus some of the bad parts of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted November 13, 2007 [quote user="Fellas"][quote user="blahblahblah"][quote]No blah, just a nice quiet seaside resort.That''s all.[/quote]And that''s all it needs to be. Just joshing with you old chap. Mind you, in Gorleston, you''re a bit close to, well, how do I put this...them,aren''t you ? [:)][/quote]Far from it. We just let the people of hopton, corton and lowestoft negate the effects. Gorleston is a nice, peaceful and pleasant town. Minus some of the bad parts of it.[/quote]The same could be said for Dereham, although I refuse to mention Toftwood in case I get home and find my house on bricks.Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted November 13, 2007 No hard feelings. Here is a song: GORLESTONGorleston, oh Gorleston I still hear your sea winds blowingI still see her dark eyes glowingShe was twenty-oneWhen I left GorlestonGorleston, oh GorlestonI still hear your sea waves crashingWhile I watch the cannon flashingAnd I clean my gunAnd I dream of GorlestonI still see her standing by the waterStanding there, looking out to seaAnd is she waiting there for me?On the beach where we used to runGorleston, oh GorlestonI am so afraid of dyingBefore I dry the tears she''s cryingBefore I see your sea birds flyingIn the sun, at Gorleston Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dean Coneys boots 1,533 Posted November 14, 2007 having spent some childhood years in Gorleston..I wouldn''t go back! No offense! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted November 14, 2007 [quote user="vicar in green and yellow"]having spent some childhood years in Gorleston..I wouldn''t go back! No offense! [/quote]Rather uncharitable Vicar. Especially without reason.What bothered you - or was it just those bracing winds off the North Sea?OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites