Beaker 0 Posted May 25, 2006 Smoking, drinking, swearing, farting, spitting and laughing at old blokes with Bobby Charlton comb-overs should be compulsory at football grounds. It''s the spirit that won us two world wars, and if you don''t like it then go and watch netball.Stop birds from coming too, and kids. That way they won''t be offended by it all if they stay at home cleaning and ironing.Have crappier pies too, and force everyone to drink at least a pint of bovril before the match. Anyone who hasn''t had at least three pints of export lager should be refused admission.And don''t let any ginger people or left-handed people in. Or Nissan Micra drivers.Take out every other row of seats too, like they seem to have already done at Liverpool and Newcastle, to make most folk stand up.No more substitutes either. Broken leg? Tough, carry on, you are on six grand a week bl00dy well earn it.Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beaker 0 Posted May 25, 2006 by the way this was copy and pasted from another site Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rossi 0 Posted May 26, 2006 If only Carlsberg ran a stadium hey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BedsCanary 0 Posted May 26, 2006 Sounds like a great idea to me. The missus wouldn''t be too pleased though, she has a season ticket next to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginja 26 Posted May 26, 2006 No ginger people! WHY! whats wrong with us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beno27 0 Posted May 26, 2006 [quote user="UEA Canary"]No ginger people! WHY! whats wrong with us![/quote]I wouldnt if i were you he will say "its political correctness gone mad" and "you gingers stay in your place".I always wondered why ginger haired people got so much stick unless your that chris evans bloke then I can understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginja 26 Posted May 26, 2006 does this mean the doc won''t be allowed to play anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimaldinho 0 Posted May 26, 2006 [quote user="Beno27"][quote user="UEA Canary"]No ginger people! WHY! whats wrong with us![/quote]I wouldnt if i were you he will say "its political correctness gone mad" and "you gingers stay in your place".I always wondered why ginger haired people got so much stick unless your that chris evans bloke then I can understand.[/quote]Dont forget Mick Hucknall! Bo Selecta always did a rather amusing scene where "Mick Hucknall" put the ginger community to shame [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites