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WHAT!!! How are we not in a position to attract that calibre of manager???? Cocos done an amazing job and there''s McNicey he takes no prisoners remember! I''m sure he can get guardiola and the likes here. We could do a Fulham and have 3 then we will 100% be safe

I doubt he would risk doing that when he stated he''s coming here in the hope of being selected for Brazil, also fergie didn''t like being told no, unlike coco who would say " course you can go, take 2 weeks holiday seen as your there"

Coco comes out after the game and says " I was hoping for a 0-0 ideally to celebrate my 4 year extension, with an option of a further 2 years, but we were on top for 10 minute intervals and Bournemouth have an excellent squad so we can''t expect to compete with these teams week in week out" as the cameraman pans round to a picture of Morty holding a banner saying " what do you expect fans, we don''t have the money to compete" as 5 people seated with him are pointing to the banner also and nodding. ;)

Bassong o.g for Bournemouth against us 21st game of next season (with 15 0-0 draws in between) ;)

........Back to prison for breaching his license conditions

Exactly chewy, and since then coco''s frittered a fair few quid and managed to take us backwards he''s an excellent manager isn''t he? Then again what was McNicey thinking when january was coming to an end...... we won''t need anyone to sort out our pathetic goal scoring rate, pardon coco what''s that? let''s get a defender in and least we will let less goals in... that''s a fab idea coco we''ll do just that and I just happens I''ve just heard of a has been that will drop straight into the team.

Nutty nigel wrote:A month ago Werst Ham were everybody''s favourites to go down and Big Sam was the favourite to be sacked. Now they''re 10th. That''s how quickly it can change with the same manager. So ultimately it''s a question for the board. I have no problem with them sacking the manager. That''s the easy part. The difficult bit is who to replace him with and to my mind the chances of getting a better one are less than 50/50. Yeah I feel your pain Nutty I wish we had a manager that had something about him that could get results when the chips are down. I''d be AMAZED if we got 3 more wins this season, three draws is a possibility but wins are doubtful. I wonder what the team thought about coco''s subs the other night, mosr probably it was something along the lines of.... wow our manager is tying our hands behind our backs what chance have we got, at least I certainly would of!

Yeah we got slaughtered by Man City when he was out, get your point Monty

Egselent mONTY!!! I see you''ve not quite managed to work on typing a full paragraph. Ohh well make sure you keep using your finger to break up any big words. How-----ever if you str----ggle just ask mum and dad xx

WOAHH that''s a ridiculous suggestion (apparently) "we are much better off with coco, cos it''s all gonna come good soon" bloody needs to be soon doesn''t it?? Also Adams must have failed at every task put in front of him or at least you''d think so after listening to some on here

Morty "we do not pay top dollar for players, so can not expect instant success." REDICULOUS "COMMENT" OF THE YEAR. Every things to do with money and it''s certainly not coco AT ALL.....yeah course we get it.... we havnt spent enough to be in the league, so we should just drop a league and be quiet while doing so!!! Little old norwich morty

[quote user="Le Juge"]"A few points, firstly, remember Iwan Roberts'' first season with us?" Yes he was about two and a half stone overweight and was given an ultimatum to lose it. It had nothing to do with finding his feet, he was just in a mess physically because he was eating and drinking too much and needed to go on a diet and get fit. The situation is not comparable to RVW because he hasn''t been eating too much KFC and going on benders. Iwan would have been rubbish in a Hughton team anyway.[/quote] Agreed le Juge.. if hughton had a team with C. Ronaldo, Messi, aguero, all playing every game they would probably manage 50%draws and a goal average of 1.00 per game, because as soon as they went a goal up he would either take them all off OR have them shackled in their own half inviting continuous pressure!!!! The bloke is a clown... chris ''coco'' hughton

I missed Hughton whispering in Lambert ear through the league1, championship and 1st premier league season. After the first season (under lambert) then no matter where we finished in the league including bottom the debt would of been cleared then there''s the parachute payments. So I''m 95% sure it''s Lambert not coco the clown. Just sayin

Well done Dave Hester.

That''s right monty, make sure you put your finger on the screen to break up any of the big words lol. A large post count but in reality there''s probably 30 words about the club, fans etc and about 100 Lol''s and 300 words of utter gibberish oh and 6 offers to meet for a "pint" lol. Is it just me or are most of the 7 "inners" a little bit mentally handicapped which can be seen by posts like montys 2 fantastic contributions. On the other hand there''s the 8 threads a day "inner" who I''m sure copies threads of Man U forums and substitutes words to make it fit Norwich.

When we signed zema abbey of course monty. I mean hooper and R.V.W were on a free were they?? Yet again finger typing but brainy no wakey.

Course monty, michu-72million, Grant Holt 61million bent-145million, jelivic-45million, lukaku (loan) There you go monty I couldn''t help but prove you right. Also don''t you find it strange that players that scored plenty before playing under hughton seem to struggle now??? Course you don''t that would require an in depth thought. Also nice to see your intelligent posts are getting longer, who knows another year and you''ll be able to string together a paragraph. Now jog along there''s a good little boy.

Why the negativity Flecky tut tut, the way your banging on people would think we''re just above the drop zone with a manager that lost 50% of games and that there was only 12 or 6 (same thing really) games left. We''re scoring for fun at the minute and let''s not forget that we MAY of sacrificed some attacking fluidity but we''re Rock solid at the back now and we no longer leak silly goals (unlike under that horrible Paul hamberton man) if this isn''t enough to cheer you up then there''s always the ten game unbeaten run. REMEMBER. I can''t wait to buy the dvd of this season''s goals it''s going to be free this season McNicey''s going to extend it to a 3 minute youtube clip by editing it so between ALL the goals there''s going to be Chris Hughton doing a gormless stare at the clock as it''s approaching 75minutes. At least his sub''s are making a real impact for us now. Thank the LORD for Chris the messiah II hughton and David (toothless) McNicey, boy they''ve turned this club right around...... the direction however is for the fans to decide upon.

^^^^^^^^^^ Yeah he''s one of our best players!!! We''re well lucky to have him, we struggled loads without him on against man city so this proves how good he is, I bet there''s 10-15 premier league clubs counting their millions to snap him up soon isn''t there. Also just imagine if he had let rvw take that penalty earlier in the season and rvw gained confidence from that and had scored 3-4-5-6 goals now. Problem is no one will ever know now will they as that greedy super star spurned it. Snodgrass epitomises all that''s wrong with us at the minute!

Would all fans who think a manager who takes off his biggest threat to the opposition is the best thing for us...........please put their head into a deep deep bucket of water and remain in that position until Norwich next score TWO goals and win the game (won''t be long folks as it''s all bound to click soon) also they can take heart in the 10 game unbeaten run. also would all fans who think it''s acceptable to blame fans for the lack of goals,points,whilst defending the manager please call themselves LDC and continue clapping. Much appreciated Mr c. Hughton Ni number DB231482A signing day Tuesday 10.15 ipswich jobcentre.

Yeah off that really pathetic Cardiff team that''s rubbish!!! You mean the same team who beat us recently??? I''m only joking pal as we were unlucky, Fer broke a mirror, as they drove past that magpie etc etc. Let''s just sit tight everyone as it''s all going to come good soon anyway and we''ve got a 12point cushion on the bottom three. Don''t you find it a tad worrying that teams around us are picking up equal or better points and at the time when it really really really matters???? When was the last time a team playing as woeful as us at this stage stayed up? Hopefully your answer will at least give me a little bit of cause for optimism. Also picture this...... us playing away at bornemouth as palace and hull battle it out in the premier that day. does that paint a pretty picture for you???

[quote user="Alex "]I agree with Skippdog, a Stoke win would be a good thing. Yeah, Swansea did well in the derby but it''ll be a big ask for a rookie like Garry Monk to keep them clear of danger. Swansea are in it as much as we are, so a Stoke win tonight would be very welcome[/quote] Yeah Garry Monks got no chance of keeping them up, especially with only 4 points in the two games he''s been in charge, which is rubbish compared to us who have 8points in the last two games!!!

Course LDC (i''ll play along) it''s the strikers fault so they''re not up to the job BUT 1, we''re they rubbish at all their other clubs then??? And 2, how did them players end up here? Did hughton inherit them off that useless lambert who took us to the conference??

Oh Excellent Killie, it''s a shame the thread was a side not to having a dig at me. BUT I agree with what you said all 25ish words on the subject. P.S please don''t go into such a deep depth on subjects in the future especially "minor" ones such as the manager not getting the team to perform, the fact we can''t score (tick), the fact we''ve a 50% loss rate under Hughton (6games left this season then) small subject tho. Also taking the better players off to be replaced with a cardboard imitation of a footballer (small subject) cheers tho Killie in future i''ll keep an eye out for all your riveting posts.

So what''s your opinion on this thread then Killie??? Or don''t you have one?? BUT manage to have an opinion on me (someone you''ve never met but you don''t like me). Well im heartbroken now Killie, oh also your only ten years old now so boo hoo.