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BBC 2  tonight 23-15 QPR    THE FOUR YEAR PLAN   DURATION: 1 HOUR, 30 MINUTES In 2007 Queens Park Rangers Football Club, facing relegation and bankruptcy, was rescued by four high-profile billionaires. Their vision: to take a community of reluctant fans, semi-talented players and a roster of ever-changing managers to Premiership glory. The new owners, risking ridicule and commercial failure, allowed cameras unprecedented access to record the roller-coaster ride. Though they paid for much of the filming they did not control where the cameras pointed or what ended up in the film. One of modern football''s most extraordinary stories, told from inside the boardroom, changing rooms and sidelines, the programme features the boardroom battles, telephone conversations, matches and private chats that reveal the inside story of the turbulent and dramatic developments that led to QPR''s heroic promotion to the Premier League four tumultuous years later. 

Identities. I cannot think of a man who has successfully passed as a woman over many years , but it can work the other way round as this amazing example proves :http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-527128/Unmasked-Britains-female-doctor-pretended-man-46-years.htmlMr. Marple only lasted 5 minutes.

Mr Marple: I  see the old bird wrote a novel called N or M ?, clearly a psychic reference to a future Norton or Margery . No mystery there , as they are both the same person. I think Hexem should start a thread on the subject..." Why would anybody in their right mind pretend to be a woman online ? "  

Never give a sucker an even break.

  " It says I am female on my birth certificate"   You need to do better than that  , dear ....you have all the delicacy of touch of a blacksmith , which rather gives the game away.  

 "What have I done to upset you?"   Well , dear , you are a man pretending to be a woman ( and i think i can guess which one ) and have adopted a very annoying and arch manner of dialogue . Your challenge for the day. Go into a room and lock all the doors and windows on the inside. Then kill yourself in such a way that a dull and plodding middle class lady detective can write an equally dull and plodding whodunnit about who mudered you and why. Go to it. Ask Bookworm to help.

Well , dear , why not follow the example of Agatha Christie and disappear. Who cares Who Killed Roger Ackroyd ?

[quote user="Miss Jane Marple"]Well, dear, I''ve not written any myself but have been priveleged to have had one or two written about me. Life certainly presents itself in my lovely village of St Mary Mead.Good luck with your project though, dear.[/quote] Well , dear , this is pitiful stuff from a female impersonator.