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  1. Larson E Whipsnade
    Well here''s something....the fastest tap dancing group ever and where Michael Jackson stole the " moon walk " from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBZJllz8Lvo
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    ".....why do people start sentences with `but` and `and ''..." And did those feet in ancient timeWalk upon Englands mountains green:And was the holy Lamb of God,On Englands pleasant pastures seen! And did the Countenance Divine,Shine forth upon our clouded hills?And was Jerusalem builded here,Among these dark Satanic Mills?If it was good enough for William Blake , it should be good enough for you.Not forgetting one of the greatest works of English literature , the King James version of the bible published in 1611.And God said let there be light.And there was light.And some advice for you from the same source : “But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; that ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.”
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    You are right....login did not work but did after i cleared the history+cache. There was a new Firefox version released yesterday...32...maybe that has something to do with it.
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    " Greater love hath no man than this, to lay down his friends for his life. " Jeremy Thorpe (1929 – ) . He''s still alive you know.
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/stations
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    You have to be careful with full time troll and wind up man Johnanna. You would think from the quote at the end of his post that Rob Grilly was against the World Service....but....it actually comes from an article he wrote entitled " Don''t kill off the BBC World Service – it still puts the Great in Great Britain ". Read it here : http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/robcrilly/100280638/dont-kill-off-the-bbc-world-service-it-still-puts-the-great-in-great-britain/. Another attempt to deceive scuppered.....still when you post under as many names as he does it''s no wonder he doesn''t know his anus from his elbow
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    http://www.radioplayer.co.uk/apps/
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    Pullis and Palace could find themselves in bother....if found guilty the match could be replayed and Cardiff might win this time , which would be bad news for Norwich.http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27062091
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    My one contribution on the subject of old film of relatives in the desert. During the war my father was in the REME based mostly in Egypt and Libya. While there he was asked to join something called the long range desert group , which went onto become the SAS. He had two talents they wanted , he was an experienced parachutist and before the war he drove lorries and was an expert at fixing broken down trucks with whatever materials were at hand. And he is on film ! In the TV series Gladiators of War 2 he appears in the episode on the SAS. To be precise he appears at exactly 30 minutes and two seconds in. In the short colour section he is the man on the right of the group of three , holding what looks like a loud hailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSvD9ppQMQ
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    What a great job Ireland is doing for us as a windbreak.
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1162503/The-real-telly-tubbies-X-Factor-failures-83-stone-family-claim-simply-fat-work.html
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1162503/The-real-telly-tubbies-X-Factor-failures-83-stone-family-claim-simply-fat-work.html . Futue te ipsum!
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    " Foul " magazine......now there was a publication . I have a copy of this which i am willing to donate to a good cause. It''s a rare item. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Foul-Football-Andrew-Editors-Nickolds/dp/095046550X/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1388837129&sr=8-5&keywords=foul+magazine
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    See the comments..... http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/tributes_pour_in_for_nelson_mandela_who_has_died_aged_95_1_3082143
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    "....security analists...." Are these otherwise called proctologists , who poke cameras up your rectum ?
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    [quote user="Joanna Grey"]Houston Canary wrote - "As such, the jerks who suicide bomb passenger buses are using Islam as an excuse but it is not the reason because the Koran doesn''t permit such disgusting acts of violence despite what those commtting the acts may believe." Hmmmm, it''s actually OK to slay the unbelievers.[/quote]Indeed , according to the bible it is : Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed.  (Exodus 22:19 NAB)They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.  (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him.  Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you.  You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery.  And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst.  (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden.  When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death.  (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)   One day a man who had an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father got into a fight with one of the Israelite men.  During the fight, this son of an Israelite woman blasphemed the LORD''s name.  So the man was brought to Moses for judgment.  His mother''s name was Shelomith. She was the daughter of Dibri of the tribe of Dan.  They put the man in custody until the LORD''s will in the matter should become clear.  Then the LORD said to Moses, "Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head.  Then let the entire community stone him to death.  Say to the people of Israel: Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished.  Anyone who blasphemes the LORD''s name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel.  Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD''s name will surely die.  (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)And let us not forget gays..."If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives."  (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)And death for adultery...  If a man commits adultery with another man''s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death.  (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)And please ...you are not about to tell us you have actually read the Koran....no please no...for that lie you might be struck down by the angel of the Lord.   That night the angel of the Lord went forth and struck down one hundred and eighty five thousand men in the Assyrian camp.  Early the next morning, there they were, all the corpuses of the dead.  (2 Kings 19:35 NAB)
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    And replaced by Denis Law by the look of it.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3_BRSOkFyY
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    Not as bad as this :http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/peterborough_united/2404115.stm
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    [quote user="Joanna Grey"]Loo wrote - "Nor did you read the report when it came out.." Really? A Report is published which supposedly charts and forecasts the growth of Muslims in this country and you think I might not just possibly be a little bit interested? As for the rest of your rant - filed under G for Gibberish. Now run along and check to see if Norton is under your bed, Mr Paranoid.[/quote]Oh dear , poor old Johnanna is out of his depth in  any serious discussion. Have an early night , can''t be good for you posting on these forums from early in the morning till late at night. Bound to affect you performance. Take up a hobby.....train spotting , counting the cracks in the pavements ? Signing out with  .....    " It ain''t what they call you , it''s what you answer to " . From The Great Man himself. 
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    [quote user="Joanna Grey"]Loo wrote - "So you didn''t bother to read the report then , it has not been " constant " and there are good reasons it will not be " constant " in the future. Still what can you expect from someone who has naned himself after a Nazi sympathiser." Read it when it was first published thank you and I do not trust it as a valid document. There is no explanation as to why the growth of the Muslim population in this country will decrease. And another thing; Pew Forum estimate of Muslims in the UK; October 2009 report - 1,647,000 2.7% September 2010 report - 2,869,000 4.6% Such a drastic change in less than a year does not fill me with any confidence in their Report at all. As for the name, it''s a nod to another Fifth Columnist who frequents this Forum. But can you tell me why you named yourself after a fat, crooked liar? Or perhaps you don''t need to.[/quote]When it comes to lies and distortions you are in a class of your own Johnanna.. The 2009 figure you quote was based on the 2001 census which it is widely agreed underestimated the number of Muslims in the UK. The 2010 figure takes that under reporting into account..i.e. it does not represent a real massive increase in birth rate. Nor did you read the report when it came out....you have a history of lying about having read reports , including one memorable occasion when you claimed to have read a report that had not even been published at the time. When it comes to increases in numbers of religious groups , by far the biggest increase in the 2011 census was in people who stated they have no religion at all...up 10 % to 25% . Now if we use the Moy/Grey barking mad school of statistics and prediction this will mean that in 2051,  65% of the population will be non-believers ...as well as the 50% who are apparently going to be Muslim. Sorry i won''t be here to see it. And by the way , as you have never seen the film ( or are you going to lie about that as well ? ) Larson E Whipsnade was a jovial , genial , good natured , soft hearted , and witty man who never quite had enough money to pay the bills. Compare and contrast to your own miserable , grumpy , arrogant , bigoted , nasty troll creation. The Great Man himself must have had your type in mind when he said... "  Always start the day off with a smile...and get it over with ) . And naming yourself after a Nazi is frankly perverted.
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    If BERKshire man  " Paul " was beaten and abused as a boy it could explain a great deal.
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    paul moy wrote the following post at 23/07/2013 3:38 PM:"....Sharia Law for muslim divorces already exists in the UK.   The call to prayer during Ramadan is broadcast on Channel 4 at about 3 am every morning. Who voted for the turning of England into a country pandering to the muslim faith ? ...."British jews have run their own law courts in the UK for centuries ....the Beth Din courts....to resolve civil disputes and divorce. They are probably more wide spread  than Sharia law. But you have nothing to say about that ........ Channel 4 also broadcasts a lot of freak show telly about people with two heads and three legs and you should be more concerned about that . But you are not really interested in debate are you......just a wind up merchant.....very similar in content and use of words to another well known one. No more time to play your game....as The Great Man said....nerver waste your time " trying to smarten up a chump ".
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    [quote user="Joanna Grey"]Paul Moy''s "trend" has been a constant for the last 50 years and there is nothing to indicate it will change in the foreseeable future.[/quote]So you didn''t bother to read the report then , it has not been " constant " and there are good reasons it will not be " constant " in the future. Still what can you expect from someone who has naned himself after a Nazi sympathiser.
  25. Larson E Whipsnade
    From another Duchess: “Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes he only does it to annoy because he knows it teases. I speak severely to my boy I beat him when he sneezes for he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases”
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