French fan

I have another radical suggestion to offer - how about we use this forum to discuss football-based opinions, rather than our opinions of each other.

Completely unnecessary from a footballing point of view as our real colours only clash with Wolves and Watford in this division, so one spare set would be plenty. However, from a merchandising point of view, plenty of people will feel obliged to buy all three for each member of the family so as not to feel left out, so more money in the transfer kitty.

Or crowd-fund 40 million and there will be no need to sell anyone - only about 2,000 each.

Ed Sheeran is in Ipswich's squad - probably be made captain.