Good old Dion!

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http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11709/7314784/Head-to-head

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van Persie better than Holt - blasphemy!!!Grant Holt is the only man to defeat a brick wall at a game of tennis

Grant Holt refuses to accept the existance of the colour pink, instead reffering it to "light red".

Grant Holt doesnt stub his toes, he accidently destroys tables, chairs and steps.

Grant Holt has provided IVF treatment for 300 women with just one teaspon of fluid.

Grant Holt sweats a 50/50 mixture testosterone and sarin gas.

Grant Holt invented gravity

Grant Holt can see through certain metal alloys.

Grant Holt dares not speak the words "Grant Holt", or the universe would collapse on itself.

Grant Holt talks exclusivley in the third person

Grant Holt can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.

Grant Holt ordered a Big Mac in Burger King - And got one...

Originally Alien vs Predator was going to be called Alien vs Predator vs

Grant Holt but nobody would pay to see something 5 seconds long.

Grant Holt once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Grants Holts tears cure cancer. Too bad he''s never cried.

Grant Holt cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred.

Grant Holt is unable to remember or pronounce the word "fear".Grant Holt can touch MC Hammer

You can''t search on Google for Grant Holt, Grant Holt searches for you

Grant Holt can have his cake and eat it

In space, only Grant Holt can hear you scream

Eskimos have 52 different names for Grant Holt When doing press ups, Grant Holt doesn''t push himself up, he pushes the earth down

Thanks to NCFC_Chris

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Nuff said I love it! Quality. Ha ha