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One hopes that Team Gunn are, at least, not recruiting any overpaid mimic men  who

- are former or would-be bigtime Charlies 

-  are on the bottle or the fries

- look like scruffs on match days

- salivate on our badge having scored a goal

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week

- simulate sex with corner flags after nicking a consolation goal

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft

- who can barely spell more than their own names 

- are strangers to a razor

.............and I''m sure you  all can add several more!!!

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[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

One hopes that Team Gunn are, at least, not recruiting any overpaid mimic men  who

- are former or would-be bigtime Charlies 

-  are on the bottle or the fries

- look like scruffs on match days

- salivate on our badge having scored a goal

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week

- simulate sex with corner flags after nicking a consolation goal

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft

- who can barely spell more than their own names 

- are strangers to a razor

.............and I''m sure you  all can add several more!!!

[um]

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Christ almighty Bly... narrowing the field a bit here aren''t you?

We are shopping in the bargain basement at NCFC these days you know... get one free... get another one free.

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[quote user="St. Cluck"][quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

One hopes that Team Gunn are, at least, not recruiting any overpaid mimic men  who

- are former or would-be bigtime Charlies 

-  are on the bottle or the fries

- look like scruffs on match days

- salivate on our badge having scored a goal

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week

- simulate sex with corner flags after nicking a consolation goal

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft

- who can barely spell more than their own names 

- are strangers to a razor

.............and I''m sure you  all can add several more!!!

[um]

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[/quote]

Christ almighty Bly... narrowing the field a bit here aren''t you?

We are shopping in the bargain basement at NCFC these days you know... get one free... get another one free.

[/quote]

buy 1 get 3.......

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-  are on the bottle or the fries

- look like scruffs on match days

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft

- who can barely spell more than their own names 

- are strangers to a razor

Personally I wouldn''t care about any of the above if we go results with them....

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They''re all relatively well-paid and on shortish employment terms.

The club can demand standards - if they''re so inclined.

Hardly high science is it?

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[quote user="bradley11"]-  are on the bottle or the fries

- look like scruffs on match days

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft

- who can barely spell more than their own names 

- are strangers to a razor


Personally I wouldn''t care about any of the above if we go results with them....


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I''m afraid that that''s the problem bradley.

The results obtained thereby would fairly quickly become unsustainabble. Witness Fulham (a) and Charlton (a).

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[quote user="CANARYCHARGE"][quote user="St. Cluck"][quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

One hopes that Team Gunn are, at least, not recruiting any overpaid mimic men  who

- are former or would-be bigtime Charlies 

-  are on the bottle or the fries

- look like scruffs on match days

- salivate on our badge having scored a goal

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week

- simulate sex with corner flags after nicking a consolation goal

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft

- who can barely spell more than their own names 

- are strangers to a razor

.............and I''m sure you  all can add several more!!!

[um]

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[/quote]

Christ almighty Bly... narrowing the field a bit here aren''t you?

We are shopping in the bargain basement at NCFC these days you know... get one free... get another one free.

[/quote]

buy 1 get 3.......
[/quote]

Pay 4.

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[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="bradley11"]-  are on the bottle or the fries

- look like scruffs on match days

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft

- who can barely spell more than their own names 

- are strangers to a razor


Personally I wouldn''t care about any of the above if we go results with them....


[/quote]

I''m afraid that that''s the problem bradley.

The results obtained thereby would fairly quickly become unsustainabble. Witness Fulham (a) and Charlton (a).

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Thats it! God! If only they''d shaved against Fulham and Charlton we would have stayed up! Right....whats the best blade?

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[quote user="can u sit down please"][quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="bradley11"]-  are on the bottle or the fries

- look like scruffs on match days

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft

- who can barely spell more than their own names 

- who are strangers to a razor


Personally I wouldn''t care about any of the above if we go results with them....


[/quote]

I''m afraid that that''s the problem bradley.

The results obtained thereby would fairly quickly become unsustainabble. Witness Fulham (a) and Charlton (a).

OTBC

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Thats it! God! If only they''d shaved against Fulham and Charlton we would have stayed up! Right....whats the best blade?

[/quote]

Cut-throat.

Surprised you didn''t know.

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[quote user="ref89"]I seriously think you have a screw loose old chap.
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Well, as a ref you must have several missing let alone loose old girl.

[;)]

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[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

One hopes that Team Gunn are, at least, not recruiting any overpaid mimic men  who

- are former or would-be bigtime Charlies           Ronaldo

-  are on the bottle or the fries                               Best

- look like scruffs on match days                          Le tiz

- salivate on our badge having scored a goal        Go ahead and kiss it.... kiss it like you mean it. Dry hump it for all I care..... good goal by the way!

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week        Bellamy (used to)

- simulate sex with corner flags after nicking a consolation goal         Lee Sharp

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft          Huckerby !

- who can barely spell more than their own names            Merson (now picking up a packet in the communications industry... also see point 2)

- are strangers to a razor           Sergio Batista

.............and I''m sure you  all can add several more!!!

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[quote user="Romantic"][quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

One hopes that Team Gunn are, at least, not recruiting any overpaid mimic men  who

- are former or would-be bigtime Charlies           Ronaldo

-  are on the bottle or the fries                               Best

- look like scruffs on match days                          Le tiz

- salivate on our badge having scored a goal        Go ahead and kiss it.... kiss it like you mean it. Dry hump it for all I care..... good goal by the way!

- spout crap to Archant journalists almost every week        Bellamy (used to)

- simulate sex with corner flags after nicking a consolation goal         Lee Sharp

- spend more time at the hairdressers than seeking to perfect their craft          Huckerby !

- who can barely spell more than their own names            Merson (now picking up a packet in the communications industry... also see point 2)

- are strangers to a razor           Sergio Batista

.............and I''m sure you  all can add several more!!!

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Yes, but they weren''t Mimic Men!

Good try though.[*]

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[quote user="Dr. William Gilbert Grace"]Je me joue dans la douche[/quote]

That''s a common and delightful practice for many - and enables you to say douche in front of your mum

Next.

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