So we can all make money (and buy NCFC)

[The Butler 0]

Investment tips for 2008

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice.  For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG money.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronic s and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Kn otts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria ''s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

Add your own please folks[:D]

[First Wazzock 1,010]

Tupperware are expecting to increase their sales as people will be using food more carefully, and they have also branched out into womens underwear. They say their lingerie will do nothing to improve womens figures but it will keep what they have got fresh.

[nutty nigel 7,902]

With the news that Viagara could have unfortunate side effects I understand that Xerox and Wurlitzer believe it''s the right time to merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

 

[Dicky 0]

My mate''s got a thriving bonsai tree business - it''s doing so well he''s thinking of moving to smaller premises....

I''ll get my coat.