The future of the UK under Labour

[A Load of Squit 5,221]

During one year of the next Labour government they will be 3 different Prime Ministers and one will only last 44 days, they will all be bought down by the right wing economic establishment and a lettuce.

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We live in globalised times where what foreign superpowers and mega corporations do has far more impact on our lives that national governments.

We also live in devolved times where local and 'regional' government and government agencies and a huge civil service look after a lot of the day to day jobs of government.

For someone in no10 to make a real.impact on your life they have to pull hard on levers. Labour won't pull hard on levers, in fact they have spent two years sending out the message that these levers don't even exist.

Over the next five years life will get a bit better for most of us as things inevitably pick up in the world. We'll be closer to climate catastrophe but we won't really feel the symptoms of that, or link them to our own actions. But mainly, short of WW3, things will change but what does change won't be the result of no10 being red rather than blue

 

 

[A Load of Squit 5,221]

Labour will introduce emergency legislation that will declare the atmosphere on the Moon is safe for asylum seekers.

[Rock The Boat 1,332]

Interesting that most posters think very little will change and Labour will do very little differently than the Tories, except for Load Of Squit who is obviously canvassing for Chancellor of the Exchequer job.

There's no love for Labour, no one in the party with Blair-appeal, the country is as miserable as Hell, Angela Raynor defected to the SNP, and the England football team looks further away from World Cup victory than ever. Labour to crumble to dust within four years. Tommy Robinson leading a new Right Wing alliance of Catholic Christians and Lincolnshire Hill Farmers into government, thereafter. Jeremy 'call me Enoch' Clarkson new Foreign Secretary.

[A Load of Squit 5,221]

To prevent fraud when buying bananas Labour will introduce a new law that says you must produce some ID to buy bananas.

[A Load of Squit 5,221]

During the next Labour government asylum seekers will be invited to play hide and seek with the Home Office. No prizes will be offered.