Hughton, Cantwell, Croft stuck in a blizzard

[Decemberists 48]

I've been playing with Artificial Intelligence and asked it to write me a script...

 

Chris Hughton: Well, this is quite a predicament we find ourselves in.
Todd Cantwell: (grumpily) No kidding. Why did we have to get stuck in this stupid blizzard?
Lee Croft: (drunk) Hey, at least we have each other for company. And some good ol' whisky to keep us warm. (takes a swig from a flask)
Hughton: (sighing) I suppose that's one way to look at it. But we need to stay focused and come up with a plan to get out of here.
Cantwell: (rolling his eyes) Oh great, another one of your boring lectures on being responsible.
Croft: (laughing) Relax, Cantwell. We're not going anywhere anytime soon. Might as well enjoy the ride.
Hughton: (sternly) Now is not the time for jokes, Croft. We need to stay sober and come up with a plan to get help.
Cantwell: (sarcastically) Oh joy. Another one of Hughton's brilliant ideas.
Hughton: (ignoring Cantwell's comment) We need to check our supplies and see what we have to work with. And we should try to find some shelter and build a fire to keep warm.
Croft: (swaying) Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, boss.
Cantwell: (sighing) Great. Just what I needed. To be stuck in a blizzard with a boring leader and a drunk idiot.
Hughton: (ignoring Cantwell's comment) Come on, let's get to work. We need to stay strong and stay positive if we're going to make it through this.

[Decemberists 48]

And another:

 

Neil Adams: (panting) Stuart, wait up! I can't keep up with you at this pace.

Stuart Webber: (smirking) Sorry, Neil. But I've got to reach the summit first.

Adams: (confused) What are you talking about? We're a team. We agreed to stick together and help each other reach the top.

Webber: (shrugging) I know, but I never really cared about that. I just wanted to be the first to reach the summit. And now's my chance.

Adams: (angrily) You can't be serious, Stuart. We've been training and preparing for this climb for months. And now you're just going to leave me behind?

Webber: (coldly) Sorry, Neil. But I'm not going to let anything stand in my way. Not even our friendship.

Adams: (shocked) I can't believe you would do this, Stuart. You're supposed to be my friend.

Webber: (chuckles) Friendship is overrated. I'm here to win.

Adams: (firmly) I won't let you do this, Stuart. I'm not going to let you betray me like this.

Webber: (sarcastically) Oh, please. You can't stop me. I'm already ahead of you and I'm not looking back.

Adams: (determined) Fine. If that's how you want to play it, then I'll beat you to the top on my own.

Webber: (laughing) Good luck with that. You'll never catch me.

[Midlands Yellow 4,682]

I’ve had a few tonight (again) 

 

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[cambridgeshire canary 7,799]

How many glasses of wine did you drink before doing this?

[Midlands Yellow 4,682]

1 minute ago, cambridgeshire canary said:

How many glasses of wine did you drink before doing this?

More than me and I’m sinking advocaat with vodka and lemonade right now. 

[Midlands Yellow 4,682]

17 minutes ago, Decemberists said:

I've been playing with Artificial Intelligence and asked it to write me a script...

 

Chris Hughton: Well, this is quite a predicament we find ourselves in.
Todd Cantwell: (grumpily) No kidding. Why did we have to get stuck in this stupid blizzard?
Lee Croft: (drunk) Hey, at least we have each other for company. And some good ol' whisky to keep us warm. (takes a swig from a flask)
Hughton: (sighing) I suppose that's one way to look at it. But we need to stay focused and come up with a plan to get out of here.
Cantwell: (rolling his eyes) Oh great, another one of your boring lectures on being responsible.
Croft: (laughing) Relax, Cantwell. We're not going anywhere anytime soon. Might as well enjoy the ride.
Hughton: (sternly) Now is not the time for jokes, Croft. We need to stay sober and come up with a plan to get help.
Cantwell: (sarcastically) Oh joy. Another one of Hughton's brilliant ideas.
Hughton: (ignoring Cantwell's comment) We need to check our supplies and see what we have to work with. And we should try to find some shelter and build a fire to keep warm.
Croft: (swaying) Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, boss.
Cantwell: (sighing) Great. Just what I needed. To be stuck in a blizzard with a boring leader and a drunk idiot.
Hughton: (ignoring Cantwell's comment) Come on, let's get to work. We need to stay strong and stay positive if we're going to make it through this.

Don’t ask it again 😉