Yur Gonnaget

^^ obvious plastic

I know I shouldn''t ....

I just feel warm and fuzzy inside knowing I''ve got a ticket. Could they show a newsreel of the game at the Gaumont Cinema?

Murderers then down to the ground.

IP ban eh? Router off, router on. I seem to have a new IP address.

I''d just like to put it on record that I am outraged on behalf of all plastics and will try to empathise with their feelings of impotence and low self worth.

I do like the idea of setting up the "Plastics Only" section in the Gunn Club. As for drinkies tonight, absolutely! Unfortunately, I''ll be quaffing mine in and around Carrow Road so won''t be able to join you in your Brighton bedroom. Never mind.

[quote user="grefstad"]Another knobhead with his plastic fantasies. I''m Norwegian, live in Norway, and have supported Norwich since 1986, travelling to the cathedral that is Carrow Road normally at least 5 games per season, as well as a lot of away games (normally those around London). I spend more dosh supporting Norwich than this likely workless loser of a "supporter" ever will, so dont bring me this crap if having to be a local to support the club. When not travelling England, I help "spread the word" of Norwich in my local pubs in Norway, donning the yellow shirt for televised games, making the all-too-many Man U, Chelsea, ManC and Liverpool-supporters aware of other clubs than the mainstream ones. If you''re in Finland, Shanghai, Greece, Norway or fecking Diss does not matter, as long as you love and support the club.[/quote] I disagree, my horny helmetted chum, that you''ve latched on to some English club you have no connection to is sweet. But unless you''re from Norwich you can never be a real fan. All the Kroner in the world cant buy that.

Yes, and a nice cushion you could throw on the pitch.

We''ve all seen them - brand new scarf, having to ask the steward where their seat is, mumbling to the cringe-worthy pre-kickoff OTBC, fumbling in their pocket for their Norwegia passport - and I''ve often thought it might be easier for all concerned if they had a designated area in the ground to spare their embarassment and to stop them annoying real fans. Two areas immediately come to mind. One is the Jarrold Stand. This is the spiritual home of the plastic and, indeed, where thew rot set in. We all remember their rosy cheeked faces as they turned up for that first game against West Ham when the stand opened, clutching their 8 game season tickets in their sweaty palms. I''ve considered this to be an unlucky stand and have often wished we could go back to the mural covered hoardings. Playing in a three-sided grounded has always been cooler. The other candidate area is the laughable Snake Pit. You know, that bit in the corner which is always empty for cup games because its denizens only go to games covered by their season ticket. Anyway, in the new "Plastics Only" section "new fans" could buy halfy half scarves, find a sheet with words to common songs and chants on their seats and enjoy all the fun of a day out at footy finally seeing in the flesh the team they pretend to support.