Possibly quite disturbing poetic revalation

[yossarian 0]

You can take away my sweetheart

Not troubled a bit

You can steal all my silver

I won''t have a fit

You can key my new beemer

I will care not a jolt

But please Auntie Delia

Don''t sell Grant Holt

He''s happy and smiley

He runs around lots

He''s good in the air

Footballs'' Freddie Flintoft

He''s gonna get 30

Hold the trophy aloft

He worth fifty-thousand

of the likes of Lee Croft

So I beg you Aunt Delia

Dont sell Grant Holt

I''m starting to love him

He has zero faults

I''m a married man

So how can it be

that I find Grant Holt

a bit sexy

[Camuldonum 0]

Does not scan and you do not resolve the rhythm of "You can take away my sweetheart".  You need a seventh verse to do that I think.

[Romantic 0]

If the board (or in common forum parlance "Delia") sell Holt in January, the type of little note I''ll be sending will require many little letters from newspapers some Prit Stick and a decidedly less chirpy tone of voice!