JANUARY SALES!

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off bbc 606 website

 

Quality players going cheap or on part exchange deals at Norwich City Football Club that have recently announced a closing down - or should that be going down - sale. Everything must go! Hurry now while stocks last. Quality wingers, defenders, and goalkeepers up for grabs: sorry, but we''re all out of strikers! Supporters not for sale: they''ve already been sold down the river. All enquiries to Delia Smith, Neil Doncaster, or Glenn Roeder (the shifty one).

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''Quality'' ? Where? [:D]