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Chants of the week

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I just had to post these from the BBC website, so what''s the funniest chant you''ve heard home or away?????

"Stick your pasties up your a***"
Watford fans to Plymouth. (Kristian Melson, England).

"You dirty northern b******s!"
Plymouth fans whenever a Watford player committed a foul. (Beverley Diamond, England).

"One ball! You''ve only got one ball!"
Chant from Morton supporters after they refused to give back four of the five balls being used by the Stirling subs at half-time. (John Montgomery, Scotland).

"You''ll support Man U next year!"
Spurs fans singing to their ''fickle'' Chelsea counterparts. (Joe Duane, England).

"There''s only one Jamie Oliver!"
Cardiff fans to Delia Smith''s Norwich. (Haydn, South Wales).

"Kenny Deuchar, Whoaoah, Kenny Deucahr, Whoaoah. He signed from Gretna Green, He is a goal machine."
New chant at Northampton Town. (Stewart Dee, UK).

"It''s free, and you''re stood outside!"
Torquay fans to a bunch of Accrington Stanley fans who were stood outside the ground watching the match when it was free entry. (Ben Brace, England).

"Are you Wombles in disguise?"
Peterborough fans as Posh beat MK Dons (formerly known as Wimbledon) 4-0. (Paul, UK).

"Back to school on Monday, back to school on Monday, na na na na."
Wigan fans'' retort to a bunch of young Fulham fans singing at them. (John, Wigan).

"Stick your bow and arrow up your a***!"
Gillingham fans tell Forest what they think about their famous archer. (Steven Bryant, England).

Barnet-Stockport banter as the Bees ended Stockport''s unbeaten run:
Barnet: "You can stick your record up your a***!"
Stockport: "We''ve got more fans than you."
Barnet: "We''ve got more goals than you."
Stockport: "We''ve got more points than you."
Barnet: "3-1, even Hatchy scored." (John, Barnet).

"What''s that coming through your door? Is it a giro, is it a giro?"
A chant at the recent derby between Montrose and Arbroath.(Scott Cargill, Scotland).

"The wheels on your house go round and round."
Bromley fans to Gillingham fans. (Andrew, UK).

 

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"The wheels on your house go round and round."
Bromley fans to Gillingham fans. (Andrew, UK).

 

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oh freddy freddy, ;)

that chant cracked me up!

jas :)

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