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Things can only get better! On The Ball McNorwich!

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With all these Scots ariving at City things can only get better. Team spirit will certainly get better,Asda,Tescos & Sainsburys stores in the city will have to stay open longer to keep the flow of whisky going 24/7 generating more local jobs. A hot toddy at half time has got to be better than orange or water and a bannana.Away games should get a bit more exciting with half a team of scots p1ssed up on the coach before the game. Roy Waller will probably give up radio norfolk because he cant understand them & most of our deadwood in the team will sod off because they are scared sh1tless of them! I dont know if the results will change but who cares.....we could have the hardest team in the championship! No sign of Mel Gibson yet though!

I just hope they dont all paint there houses like Balamory!

So i say a big welcome to the scots & bring some of that passion with you to our once glorious club!

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Mel Gibson is an Aussie, he just played a scot in braveheart. 

Wouldn''t mind seeing Christopher Lambert though, from that other great

film with a scottish main character - Highlander - which featured a

scot in a leading role, playing an egyptian who had lived in japan and

spain with a scottish accent.

Sean Connery getting involved with norwich would stop me being a

supporter he being on a very select list of people who could do that:

S Connery

K Harris

R Fowler

M Thatcher

G Souness

but anyway, a big weyhey to the scots that come, someone better send some haggis to the club!

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Wee sleekit, cow''rin, tim''rous beastie,
O, what a panic''s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,
Wi murdering pattle!

I''m truly sorry man''s dominion
Has broken Nature''s social union,
An justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion.
An fellow mortal!

I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve:
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
''S a sma request;
I''ll get a blessin wi the lave,
An never miss''t!

Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!
Its silly wa''s the win''s are strewin!
An naething, now, to big a new ane,
O foggage green!
An bleak December''s win''s ensuin.
Baith snell an keen!

Thou saw the fields laid bare an waste,
An weary winter comin fast.
An cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro thy cell.

That wee bit heap o leaves an stibble,
Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!
Now thou''s turn''d out, for a'' thy trouble.
But house or hald,
To thole the winter''s sleety dribble,
An cranreuch cauld!

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best-laid schemes o mice an men
Gang aft agley,
An lea''e us nought but grief an pain,
For promis''d joy!

Still thou art blest, compar''d wi me!
The present only toucheth thee:
But och! I backward cast my e''e,
On prospects drear!
An forward, tho I canna see,
I guess an fear!

Burns .

I knew all along that,as soon as Grant  got the job,  he would leap over Hadrians wall  , and go with his roots [:D]      hoots mon !   

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