Weekend at Portman Road

[Being Jan Kristiansen... 0]

 I have been invited to a mates wedding on Saturday. Very nice bloke. Only blot on his personality is that he supports Ipswich. He has chosen to hold his reception at Portman Road.

I cant let this opportunity go by to help the Scum into administration. What should I do though? I was thinking about going round the whole stadium, turning on all the lights ect so they run up a huge utility bill...

Any other ideas????

[Herb 0]

[quote user="Being Jan Kristiansen..."]

Any other ideas????

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Loads...none that would get through moderation though sadly ;)

[Carrow89 182]

My advice would be to imagine that you were stood on the deck of Noah''s Ark and were wondering what the effect on the flood would be of peeing over the side.

Would be amusing to think you could help them on their way but I''m afraid the gradual descent into obscurity is already well along the road.

Otherwise have a great day.