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...called today at Carrow Road.  The board are expected to announce the departure of Nigel Worthington, despite winning last night.  The board feel that Nigel should have run on to the pitch and scored himself, rather than leave it up to his strikers to do their jobs. 

Despite assembling an excellent squad with Premiership quality players who are starting to settle in at Carrow Road, and there being no other suitable candidate for the job, the board say Worthington must go, as a minority of fans are currently unhappy.

Also, the board are upset that a midfielder and defender scored last night, as it''s not really in their job description and may sue for breach of contract.  However, the blame must lay with the manager for telling Doherty to "get forward" & for encouraging Safri to "have a go".

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Good sensible post, chock full of old fashioned humour.

Especially those Premiership quality players, who are they then ? maybe Deano but not at present, name the others!

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Thanks Weston, LOL

Grow up, Peter, allow us a smile here and there. Nobody''s forcing you to join in the cheering, if you''re not happy that''s fine, just let the odd joke through!

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