People are already making up songs We can''t play, we can''t pass Sibierski is always on his arse! Omozusi is like a frightened rabbit Fozz passes back as a matter of habit Hoolahoop can''t seem to play He''s no Hucks, no fear, no way Bertrand seems like a changed man Matty loves the burger van Clingan, Marsh and Rusty try their best Crofty too, but ultimately they fail the test Loans are apparently all we can afford But then we pay some just to watch & get bored Our fowards couldn''t find the goal with a map let''s face it, We''re pretty crap! The worst thing is its all true!!